36 Signs of the Pun Store Apocalypse

"Hello, Pun House. EYE am listening."

Marketing continues to be the primary way mankind differentiates itself from the animals, except for the invention of cheesewiz and Doogie Howser. Oh, and all that murder and mayhem stuff. Keeping pace with this irresolute pacelessness, below please find 36 exhuberant examples of pun store names -- which Da-da was going to make a regular feature on TOAMCD, but this guy at TANKS A LOT beat Da-da to it, the magnificent bastard. However, Da-da does maintain his own collection, as you'll soon see. 

Da-da's apologies in advance for the size of this graphic-heavy post.

36 SIGNS OF THE PUN STORE APOCALYPSE

36. Grate Expectations

35. The Dirty Hoe

34. The Whole Tooth

33. Merchant of Dentist

32. The Merchant of Tennis

31. 16 Handles

30. British Hairways

29. Sign Diego

28. Nautical But Nice

27. Corn Star

26. Fishcotheque

25. Storm in a D Cup

24. The Cone Ranger

23. Kimono My House

22. Let It Bead

21. Let It Bleed

20. Indiana Bones and the Temple of Groom

19. Bread Zeppelin

18. It's Curtains for You

17. Mustard's Last Stand

16. Sofa So Good

15. Hommus Where the Heart Is

14. Spray La Vie

13. Maison d'Etre

12. Cash 22

11. Lard Have Mercy

10. The Vinyl Resting Place

9. Florist Gump

8. I Feel Like Crêpe Today!

7. Junk & Disorderly

6. Denim Iniquity

5. Ash Wipe

4. Lord of the Fries

3. Me Glove You Long Time

2. Taco the Town

1. Tequila Mockingbird

Autocubilogismentia Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry... Until Later

                                                                                                                                          [via There Is Always a Theory]

Oh, no. Da-da's autocubilogismentia* is ratcheting up again. This is a regretful inability to refrain from writing. About your life. On mattresses. As if you're the mattress. Da-da said it was regretful, get off him.

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*"Autocubilogismentia," besides being a terrible disease, is also one of Da-da's many neologisms -- or, "words he made up." This means it's appreciated that you credit him if you plan to use it in writing, or in a performed work. This of course goes for all of Da-da's writing, as per the copyright notice and various rights thingies that are all still heretofore reserved. Da-da mentions this as he's noticed a few people (via a powerful multimedia antiplagiarism svc) lifting whole sections of Da-da's work without credit... which is not only NOT cool, it's a litigious shangri la. Let's not have to pay attorneys: it only encourages them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                [via Bristol Street Art]

The Triumph of a Man Called Da-da is...

...keeping that Happy Face despite the unfortunate limitations of gravity.

The Triumph of a Man Called Da-da is...

...keenly anticipating this fall's back-to-school fashions. Yes, this year, UNCLE FESTER PLAID is IN.
Good thing, as Da-da's looked like this for years.

The Triumph of a Man Called Da-da is...

The Triumph of a Man Called Da-da is... looking dapper while holding a sleeping primate.

It's Thursday...

...and Da-da's power animal looks pissed. At least Da-da's squirrel chakra is spinning clockwise.

Da-da Wonders...

Dave's Non-existent Uterus is Not a Toy

Meanwhile, Back at Dave's Dubious Uterus...

This is Also Not Dave's Uterus

Da-da surmises that Da-da's friend Dave has REALLY been Mr. Mom too long.

This is Not Dave's Uterus

Da-da surmises that Da-da's friend, Dave, has been Mr. Mom too long.

"Da-da, What Do You Do When I'm in School?"

"Da-da gets a lot of important work done."

Now Playing at Da-da's

Da-da's thinking that perhaps chocolate donuts weren't the best breakfast for four- and six-year-old boys.