That First Few Seconds of Fatherhood...

That Mr. Mom Look of Parenthood

Mr. Moms get no respect. Must be the hat.

"My Friend Kyle"

Ok, Da-da lost count.

Da-da rarely reposts the work of others, but in this case he'll make an exception for, "National Friendship Week." Now that Da-da thinks about it, EVERY WEEK should be National -- and International -- Friendship Week. Alas, Da-da can't speak to sources, as it was emailed to him without one. If this is your work, please speak up. Without further ado...

My Friend Kyle

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

Triumph of A Man Called Da-da's 5th Anniversary!

Five years of waiting for The Return of Da-da's Brain, soon to be a major motion picture.

That Mr. Mom Look of Parenthood

How Mr. Moms feel every day.

That Kubrick Look of Parenthood

PARENTHOOD: The Lobotomy You Never Had

Da-da was supposed to do something today... BUT WHAT? And WHY is the above image and title so... redundant?! So... EPONYMOUS?? And WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE ANNOYING... ELLIPSES?!? AAIIIEIE!!

That Sunday Look of Parenthood

Parenthood: The Lobotomy You Never Had

PARENTHOOD: The Lobotomy You Never Had

I'm... picking up WHO? Where? When? With which stuffed animals?
AND WHAT ARE THEIR DIETARY REQUIREMENTS?!?

"Da-da, What Do You Do When We're in School?"

Da-da processes the unprocessable. Or is that strums the unstrummable? Bit of both.

Da-da's Gothic Home Improvement for the Haunted Parent

Tip #72: Reassuring floor lamps that everything's going to be okay is an important first step toward creating a peaceful lighting experience for children.

Da-da's Gothic Home Improvement for the Haunted Parent

Tip #8: Texture and color make children feel warm and safe. Dancing dwarves not so much.

That Sunday Look of Parenthood

A little help.

That Pre-teen Look of Parenthood

Luckily for Da-da, 5YO Bronko's axe-throwing needs work.

That Downtime Look of Parenthood

That TANTRUM EXPRESS Look of Parenthood

The Tantrum Express never stops, running all day and all night... until you die. Even then, it keeps on going. Hope you brought a book. And a coffin.

Apoca-Parenting 501: Living With Post Traumatic Parenting Disorder (PTPD)

Ex. 27. Like their quotidian, active duty parenting counterparts, Empty Nesters and grandparents occasionally experience Post Traumatic Parenting Disorder (PTPD). Nearly half would have to be severely medicated if they weren't severely medicated already.

Apoca-Parenting 101: DO NOT Pull Grandma's Zombie Finger

Don't do it.

Apocalypse Parenting 101: Riding the Happy Train

Ex. 10. HAPPY TIME on the happy train. Happy?