That Bath-Night Look of Parenthood

Oh, joy.

"Da-da, What Do You Do When We're in School?"

Da-da smears that leftover oatmeal all over face and GOES TO TOWN!

Apoca-Parenting 103L: Soundproofing Your Nest

How many coats of noise-absorbing paint do you have to use before you can no longer hear your monsters children screaming at the top of their lungs playing? 900,001 and still counting.

"Da-da, What's Ma-ma Doing on the Roof?"

"She's just doing the windows."

"Da-da, What Do You Do When I'm in School?"

"Da-da gets a lot of important work done."

That Sunday Look of Parenthood

"Da-da... get up... time for Monday ironing."

[Man, Ma-ma's testosterone treatments are working
with a vengeance. Look at that hand and arm.]

That Monday Look of Parenthood

Parenting Humor and Horror, Monday edition.

That Monday Look of Parenthood

Close the coffin lid, willya?

Baby Makes Three (Minutes to Live)

"Baby Sleep Positions" by Angie Macneil in Montreal.

That School Night Look of Parenthood

"Ok, who left the blood running again? Blood doesn't grow on trees, you know!"

That Monday Night Look of Parenthood

If you kids don't get to sleep, Mr. T's gonna... oh, great. NOW, look what you did!