20.4.18

Isn't the Future Exciting?


Look, Google's got themselves a new spy-wiener mascot. A match made... well, somewhere.

19.3.18

Da-Da's Human Group Classifications For a Better Tomorrow


And, of course, "A HIDING of SAHDs."

Since a lot of sentences these days begin with a conjunction, here's another! And since Group Classifications (e.g., a SLOTH of bears), to date, are only for animals, here are Da-da's Human Group Classifications for a Better Tomorrow.

DA-DA's HUMAN GROUP CLASSIFICATIONS For a Better Tomorrow

Family

A GAZE of moms
A RESIGNATION of Dads
A HIDING of SAHDs
A MUDDLE of uncles
An EMPIRE of aunts
A SHREWDNESS of grandmas
A PUTTERING of grampas
A CONFUSION of cousins
A SCURRY of children
A DESTRUCTION of teens
A SLOTH of au pairs
An INSISTENCE of biological clocks
A BUMP of preggers

School

A PANDEMONIUM of preschoolers
A COLLISION of kindergarteners
A MULLING of 1st graders
A LAUNCH of 2nd graders
A SKIP of 3rd graders
A TRUDGE of 4th graders
A BRACE of 5th graders
A CHARM of 6th graders
A BROOD of 7th graders
A CONFUSION of 8th graders
A GULP of freshmen
A BASH of sophomores
A CARLOAD  of juniors
An OMNISCIENCE of seniors
An INTRIGUE of princesses
An INFECTION of BMOCs
A TASK of teachers
A QUIVER of substitute teachers
A POMP of principals
A CIRCUMCISION of administrators
A PRIDE of professors
A SMACK of fraternities
A SCOURGE of sororities
An ENTITLEMENT of millenials

The Modern World

A SEIGE of chores
An INFINITY of grocery lists
A SMIRK of executives (w/jobs)
A SHUFFLE of executives (w/o jobs)
A WAKE of Starbuckminsters
A HISS of baristas
An INVOCATION of attorneys
A BLOAT of banksters
An UNKINDNESS of CEOs
A SMACK of boardroom amazons
A NUISANCE of marketers
A BUSINESS of assistants
A SNIDE of specialists
A TEDIUM of transportation officials
A VIOLATION of border officials
An INTRUSION of media
A COLLISION of insurance salesmen
A FLAMBOYANCE of hairdressers
An IMPLAUSIBILITY of da-da-ists
An INFESTATION of politicians
A SNOOP of intelligence agents/agencies
A SLEUTH of detectives
A SILLINESS of celebrities
A STUBBORNNESS of spouses
A WRECK of artists
A MUTATION of cosplayers
A PLAGUE of hipsters
A FEVER of writers [unpub.]
A DESCENT of authors
A SNIP of editors
An IMPOSSIBILITY of publishers
A ROWLING of Hogwartsians
A NUISANCE of muggles
A FLASH of Twitterers
A GLUT of Facebookies
A DEFENESTRATION of Da-da's
A JUDGEMENT of lists

Behold, an "INFESTATION of politicians." Or are those Monsanto executives?

[orig. pub. on 7/12/13.]
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