Don't Mess With Comet 67P? [UPDATE2]

Space monster in the comet? Let's hope this thing fails big. Read below to see why.

Da-da asked The Internet Oracle, a gifted psychic (yes, a real one) about the strange sounds coming from Comet 67P (Rosetta mission) -- which can hear for yourself HERE, it's spooky -- and this is what she said. It's spooky for a reason. Yikes.

Q. What is this sound coming from comet 67p (rosetta mission)? I think it’s from a telepathic species that’s placed their thoughts into a radio frequency band so humans might understand them. Check out the sound:  https://soundcloud.com/esaops/a-singing-comet  What are they saying and why is it on this comet?

A. I don't see it as talking, but there is something living on this comet that exists at that frequency and we (with technical assistance) are able to hear that frequency.  I will say I didn't feel good about it -- and it feels dark.  I also get something not in the greater good will happen if we alter or do something with this comet (i.e., try to interfere, poke or prod).  I get a picture of us trying to destroy the comet eventually, and in doing so it spreads a disease (a puff of a virus comes out of it).  I get the creators of this comet are on a mission and do not want to be messed with.

Basically, don't mess with Comet 67P.  Lovely.

Perhaps this is why this comet was selected from all the other city-sized bits of flotsam in the outer solar system, and why various government agencies spent over $2 billion dollars on its ten-year mission? Da-da suspected this to be a lot of money for a such a small comet mission, and perhaps now we know why. It's like living a Japanese monster movie.

Note that there's probably little to worry about, as in this timeline, the anchor bolts did not fire into the comet (this feature failed), so if the drill portion doesn't work, either... someone has our backs. Lots of planned bad things (PBTs) are simply not occurring because of this simple, reassuring fact. It's the power of Positive Thinking. But if a giant monster egg appears in your timeline and starts spewing death, take comfort in... well, something... and good luck: we're all counting on you.

[UPDATE, afternoon, same day: The Guardian (UK) came out with a story along these above lines this afternoon... which is pretty shocking, as they're about as mainstream as it gets. So, basically, LEAVE THAT COMET ALONE! Let is pass. Nothing to see here.]

[UPDATE2, evening: WHOOHOO! Thank you, happy timeline!]