That Merry-Go-Round Look of Parenthood

Goes 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round...
...and if you can identify the carousel, then you really ARE a parent.

IMPOSSIBLE DA-DA CONTEST #1: Be the first to correctly identify the above carousel's location and get a free copy of Da-da's latest book, The Tao of Da-da!


The Charon Triangle?

Ok. Da-da checked with his unimpeachable sources on this, and this image has NOT been photoshopped. There really IS an enormous triangle scratched onto Charon's surface -- and there appears to be more weirdness.


Happy Bastille Day!

Happy Bastille Day to everyone! Here's hoping yours is a metaphoric one, too.


Da-da's Easy 5-Step (Meditation) Sleep Method for Kids

Few realize it, but Da-da is the Sleep Master. Try this and you'll see why.

Triumph of A Man Called Da-da was at first supposed to be a parenting humor blog, but has since morphed into the metaphysical and anomalistic -- which is unavoidable when it comes to dealing with children and most government officials. In this light, here is a foolproof method of putting any child (or select adult) asleep with very little effort.

Da-da's Easy 5-Step Sleep-Method for Kids
After they've brushed their teeth and are in bed and ready for sleep, tell the child that you're going to teach them how to MEDITATE. When you speak, do so in a slow and calm, soothing voice. [Notes are in brackets.]

Step 1. Once the child is in bed, turn off the lights and tell them to get comfortable and close their eyes. Tell them to take a few deep breaths and relax.

Step 2. Tell them: "Now I want you to create a 'grounding cord' from the base of your spine [which you might have to describe] to the center of the earth. It's just a cord plugging you into the ground."

Step 3. Tell them: "Now imagine a big ball of white light all around you. [This is for their protection, but don't tell them that.] Wherever you go, this ball of light goes with you, all around you. Think of allowing only those with your greatest good inside your light bubble. Only those with your greatest good are allowed inside."

Step 4. "Now imagine a tiny, glowing white pine cone in the center of your head. [This is their pineal gland, a gateway of sorts.] Imagine a glowing cord going from that tiny pine cone to The Source, which is a big ball of very friendly light. You can't miss it."

Step 5. Tell them: "Now float... and imagine your true self, who you really are. Do this silently for five minutes." If they ask any questions, tell them to look around with their "spirit eyes" and find out. Check the time. Do not make a sound.
Five minutes later, your child is sound asleep. If your child isn't asleep, you either have a Yogi Master on your hands, or you need to add some calming layers to their bedtime routines (as well as avoiding all chocolate and sugar and ALL SCREENS two hours before bed; FYI, screens produce the same chemical in the brain that meth addicts enjoy). For the record, Da-da's oldest is classic ADHD, and he typically goes to sleep in five minutes with this technique, though Da-da sometimes has to do it twice.

When your kids are teens, have them try this meditation technique WHEN THEY'RE AWAKE, and concentrate on any number of meditation topics. Tends to calm them down. Grounding alone is worth the price of admission. This sleep technique also tends to eliminate bad dreams.

Better still, it works for adults. After you're comfortable with this meditation method and can get into it rather quickly, try asking for a spirit guide -- but be sure you set protection, as in Step 3. 

If you have a baby you're trying to get to sleep, try Da-da's Baby Pendula, but please be careful.

(Meditation Note: While Da-da is suggesting kids lie down for the above, one would normally sit to meditate. Indeed, one can meditate anywhere. You can even meditate while walking or hiking or even riding in an elevator. While Da-da used to meditate every time his old boss used to talk to him, he typically meditates sitting/"zazen" in a rocking chair. Note that zazen doesn't mean sitting cross-legged the way you see monks and yogis meditating: "The aim of zazen is just sitting, that is, suspending all judgmental thinking and letting words, ideas, images and thoughts pass by without getting involved in them." -wikipedia, 'zazen')


A Rare Repost: Critical Mass, The Shift, and the Hundredth Monkey Effect

A rare repost. Very interesting.

Critical Mass, The Shift, and the Hundredth Monkey Effect

Wed, July 8, 2015

by Owen Waters

The Shift is the awakening of humanity’s heart. This transformation of consciousness, the greatest one ever recorded, first became apparent in the mid-1960s and has been building momentum ever since.

The Shift is a collective transformation consisting of the sum of each individual’s step into the New Reality. Each person, in their own time, is moving forward into a stage of consciousness which brings a wider vista and an awareness which springs from the heart. When enough people’s primary attention becomes focused through their heart chakras, then the ‘hundredth monkey effect’ will occur.
The Hundredth Monkey Effect was first introduced by biologist Lyall Watson in his 1980 book, ‘Lifetide.’ He reported that Japanese primatologists, who were studying Macaques monkeys in the wild in the 1950s, had stumbled upon a surprising phenomenon.


That Shatnerian Look of TAO Parenthood


"If you don't trust the Small People,
you make them untrustworthy.
This is because they ARE untrustworthy,
especially around fire and balloons and tape and broken glass...
well, it's a long list."

                             ~The Tao of Da-da


1985: Dr. Stephen Riess on Primary Water

This, an excellent interview with Dr. Stephen Riess from 1985 on Primary Water, is important enough to warrant reposting here:

1985 Interview with Stephan Riess – YouTube Transcription
The Primary Water Institute and Primary WaterWorks Present Dr. Stephen Riess on Primary Water

The Last Interview September 22, 1985
With Dr. Wayne Weber and Ross Frazier
In Escondido, California

The term Primary Water was coined by the late Dr. Stephen Riess, the geophysicist who independently discovered its existence and pioneered its development, beginning in the 1930s until his death in December 1985.

“My discovery was put to a field test by locating and drilling many wells. The records to date from these tests is 70 producing wells out of 72 attempts, all drilled in hard rock, all located in distressed areas generally considered unproductive.” (Dr. Stephen Riess, 1954)

Primary water is a little known renewable resource that originates deep within the earth.  When conditions are right, oxygen combines with hydrogen to make new water.
This water is constantly being pushed up toward the surface under great pressure. The water finds its way towards the surface through fissures or faults. Depending on the geology, primary water can be accessed close to the surface, or even flow out as a spring.

Primary water has never been a part of the hydrologic cycle until it finally arrives at the surface. Traditional hydrologic cycle water is finite and volumes fluctuate relative to available rain and snowmelt.
Primary water is renewable and plentiful regardless of the weather.

This priceless interview from 1985 of Dr. Stephen Riess is presented in its entirety regardless of camera movement and colorful language. Meaning of Dike or Dyke in Geology:

A dike or dyke in geological usage is a sheet of rock that formed in a fracture in a pre-existing rock body. However, when the new rock forms within and parallel to the bedding of a layers rock, it is called a sill. It is a type of tabular or sheet intrusion, that either cuts across layers in a planar wall rock structures, or into a layer or unlayered mass of rock.[1]

Ross Frazier: This is Escondido, Sunday the 22nd of September 1985 and we’re
taking instruction from Dr. Stephen Riess, an eminent earth scientist at his home
in Escondido, high on a rock promontory overlooking the valley and showing
massive protrusions of granite boulders all around.  Stephen Riess is a very
controversial scientist and has extensive knowledge worldwide in the finding of

Turning to address Dr. Stephen Riess . .. Do you have any immediate finds in
Escondido in the last three or four months?

Dr. Riess: Yes we’ve been successful in drilling some very good wells and it
happens that both locations are on the highest parts in the county.  A thousand
feet higher than the pump stations for the water supply from the water resources
department.  And the cost of pumping it from there, these stations, the river
water from Sacramento up into these reservoirs here is $93 an acre foot in power
bills and it is poor quality water. So the point now is that this water wells can
produce the water for $20 pumping cost instead of $93 to lift it from the pipeline
below up to the surface.

Ross Frazier: And with no carrying of silt or anything of that nature.

Dr. Riess: No. It’s clean water.


The Positive Charge of the Light Brigade

Start with the head, then engulf the entire being.

Starting today, imagine a ball of loving light around every person with a plan or intent to do harm, around every person with a weapon, regardless of affiliation. Surround them mentally with light and love. Think about this all the time, during the course of your day. Meditate on it. Huge balls of light around every cabal member, around every public official, every every "agent." Do not use pressure, or tell them what to do. The light will do the work, as these folks are ALSO part of the light, but they've forgotten this. You will help remind them. Whatever you can imagine, can be. Your mind, your imagination is all-powerful, more powerful than any weapon. Use it. This is part of the influx of light.


Under the HAARP Rainbow [UPDATED]

Da-da snapped these pics yesterday while visiting Northern California. He noticed quite a bit of heavy aerosol spraying in the area, then saw these classic HAARP "rainbow lights." They were directly over the Marin County Fairgrounds. The bottom pic was through Da-da's polarized sunglasses, which is, as you can see, the main reason he spotted them. Not sure what the purpose of this energy was, but it's safe to say that it's not to make fluffy unicorns.

UPDATE: Ok, Da-da was wrong. Turns out that, YES, this is definitely an energy signature, but Da-da has it from an unimpeachable source that it's being used here to keep Fukushima radiation from hitting the West Coast so hard... and yes, it's also causing a drought... so, Californians are gonna have to take the good with the bad. However, note that while there will be very little rain this year, there will be more rain next year, in 2016, and a little more after that, steadily increasing until CA is back to normal in 4-6 years, so there's some good news.
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