What Da-da's Listening To

Go Down Cranberry Moses

Da-da would follow Cranberry Moses farther if he didn't use high fructose GMO corn syrup.

The Cranberry Sauce Has Been Drinking

Jellied, not stirred.

Bond, Cranberry Bond

DUH DUT duuuh DUH DUT duuuh DUTUTDADADADUT...

Da-da Finally Got the Lights Up on the Castle

Too much? Still need to light the moat... if the kerosene doesn't go off on its own.

It's Almost T-Day, So...

...it's almost time to let zombie gramma out of the basement. Get the kids.

hAPPY hOLIDAYS fROM a mAN cALLED dA-DA

This Holiday, Make It THORAZINE

Yes, we may have survived the Apocalypse, but we still have to deal with FAMILY.
(Da-da uses the stun/tag/release method.)

The Strength of Ten Grinches (Plus Two)

That's right, we all just survived YET ANOTHER apocalypse. How many is that so far? A billion? Anyone care to learn from this latest failed end-of-the-world gambit? Hmm? Yes. Well. Let's all try *really hard* NOT to concoct a new one, ok? We all agreed? This'll be easy, as all of us survivors now have...

THE STRENGTH OF TEN GRINCHES, plus two. 

Um, that's 12, right? Yes. 12. It's official. You all now have the strength of 12 Grinches. Carry on.

Da-da's 12th Annual Holiday Costume Party Logistics

Here's Ma-ma prior to putting on her festive costume for Da-da's 12th Annual Holiday Costume Party.

And here's Da-da being hoisted in to the city to try on his costume.
Hope they have an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.
Or at least a Santa hat.

And here's everyone else on the way in.

Things Are Lookin' UP

Folks, Da-da's here to tell you that things are lookin' up. Don't ask him how he knows, just go with it.
Da-da knows you've done questionable things, but also wonderful things. Revel in your time.
Or at least get off at the next stop when the elevator doors open.

Da-da Has Left the Building

Maybe Da-da should raise his rates.

Suddenly...

Is it 2013, yet?

Da-da has had quite enough of 2012, thanks.

Chez Da-da Goes 4th Density (11 Days Ahead of Sched.)

Those Ganzfeld generators Da-da got off eBay really crank the DE BROGLIE WAVE action. Not a particle anywhere!
Hey, is grandma supposed to be stuck in the sidewalk like that? And is that Bach telling Archimedes to clean his screw?

That Bemused Holiday Look of Parenthood

The holidays can be a confusing time for some people. Not for their dogs, though.
While Da-da has you... having pets is NOT the same as having kids. Not even close. Unless you keep monkeys.

That Holiday Look of Chemical Dependency

Ma-ma's new Thorazine-laced ornaments work better than anyone hoped.

That Office Holiday Party Look of Office Holiday Parties

Office holiday party time. Light those blowtorches.

Bad Mall Snowman Da-da

No one seems to like Da-da's new mall costume. It's non-denominational!

Da-da's Psychotronic Catalog of Extreme Mental and Physical States of Parental Vagabondage

Ex. 49a. When that post-holiday economic realization finally takes hold.