Close Encounter of the Cranberry Kind?

Go Down Cranberry Moses

Da-da would follow Cranberry Moses farther if he didn't use high fructose GMO corn syrup.

The Cranberry in Monster Conversation

The Cranberry Sauce Has Been Drinking

Jellied, not stirred.

Bond, Cranberry Bond

DUH DUT duuuh DUH DUT duuuh DUTUTDADADADUT...

Cranberry Blob Has Left the Building

"I looked at the cranberry trap, Ray."

A Thanksgiving Sign Unto Youse

Note: mothers-in-law take longer to marinate.

T-Day T-Bird Inbound With Extreme Prejudice

Krikey. Best start drinking now.

Why the Rosetta Mission Failed (So Close to Thanksgiving)

Mmmm, turkey comet...

Turkey Rapture Means Your Holiday Table Got LEFT BEHIND

Don't forget... you're having tofurkey this year, as all the turkeys raised their vibration a few years ago. They do that.