Close Encounter of the Cranberry Kind?

Go Down Cranberry Moses

Da-da would follow Cranberry Moses farther if he didn't use high fructose GMO corn syrup.

The Cranberry in Monster Conversation

The Cranberry Sauce Has Been Drinking

Jellied, not stirred.

Bond, Cranberry Bond

DUH DUT duuuh DUH DUT duuuh DUTUTDADADADUT...

Cranberry Blob Has Left the Building

"I looked at the cranberry trap, Ray."

The Scariest of All...

The Holidays start tomorrow.

A Vintage Da-da Thanksgiving

Here's hoping you're all as thin and hot as Da-da this holiday. (Here's hoping Da-da is, too.)

A Little Help...

Well, we could go inside and eat if you guys would pull a little harder.

Da-da's Relatives Have Arrived!

They came from quite a ways. Let's just hope they don't use the bathroom.

Happy T-day From Da-da's Pilgrim Smack House

Turkeys love Da-da.

Mecha-Pilgrim Da-da is HERE to Virtually Eat Pumpkin Pie at Your Cubicle... er, House. Love U.

'Where's Da-da's OFF button'?? What do you mean?

Tall Pilgrim Grampa is in the House!

Hairy Relatives Inbound

Da-da's getting ready to clean out shower drains three times a day, as well as
troubleshooting irascible hair dryers. Da-da's not going to even think about the toilets.

Beloved Cranberry Infidel

Hey, Da-da LIKES jellied cranberry sauce.

It's Almost T-Day, So...

...it's almost time to let zombie gramma out of the basement. Get the kids.

Da-da Finally Got a Pilgrim Dog

Damn. Da-da looks good in a skirt.

Buckle Up, Bucklehat

T-Day 2013: You will believe a bucklehat can fly. Or at least move very fast while on fire.

Turk-Out Workout

High-end, free-range turkeys are a lot of work this time of year.

Full Turkey Jacket

"YOU WILL PUT YOURSELF IN A HOLIDAY MOOD. I WILL MOTIVATE YOU..."