Showing posts with label merry christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label merry christmas. Show all posts

24.12.15

Merry Happy! It's buuuuuXmas!


Merry buuuuXMAS, everyone. As a gift to you, Da-da's launched
the e-book for The TAO of Da-da @ $0.99 till January 1st! Enjoy!

23.12.12

This Holiday, Make It THORAZINE

Yes, we may have survived the Apocalypse, but we still have to deal with FAMILY.
(Da-da uses the stun/tag/release method.)

22.12.12

The Strength of Ten Grinches (Plus Two)


That's right, we all just survived YET ANOTHER apocalypse. How many is that so far? A billion? Anyone care to learn from this latest failed end-of-the-world gambit? Hmm? Yes. Well. Let's all try *really hard* NOT to concoct a new one, ok? We all agreed? This'll be easy, as all of us survivors now have...

THE STRENGTH OF TEN GRINCHES, plus two. 

Um, that's 12, right? Yes. 12. It's official. You all now have the strength of 12 Grinches. Carry on.

25.12.10

I'm Not Wearing Pants, Charlie Brown


It's not a well-known fact, but the holidays are PANTS-OPTIONAL. Polar bear Da-da's been wearing shorts since 1902, AND BIG BLUE VEINS ARE SEXY. Are, too.
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