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Fig. 1. The female. |
Ahem. If Da-da may have your attention, please. The Ultimate Prophylactic, that is, the ultimate pregnancy prevention device, involves the following. We could start anywhere, but let's start with one possible fated outcome: cat woman. She leads to...
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Fig. 2. Opening the hood. |
...THIS...
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Fig. 3. Sharing germ-laden saliva. Sexy! |
...and perhaps THIS, occasionally progressing to...
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Fig. 4. The naughty bits. |
...THIS (disgusting, but fuzzy), which every now and then (nine months later) leads to a couple months of...
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Fig. 5. Pregnancy nausea (beta carotene version). |
...THIS, along with denial and doubt and other D-words, but not in a nice, fun way. This moves on to...
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Fig. 6. The alien. |
...THIS, which other humans encourage for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is sharing the misery.
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Fig 7. Post-pregnancy cleavage. Enjoy. |
However, it's not all bad, as you do get these for a time, but eventually...
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Fig. 8. The child (with future pot pie). |
...you get THIS (and not always with a chicken, but it's a nice bonus). Soon after, you invariably find yourself firmly entrenched in...
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Fig. 9. Parenthood. |
...THIS. Parenthood: The Ultimate Prophylactic. Of course, this is only the beginning. Your cute little chreub eventually turns into...
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Fig. 10. The teenager. |
...THIS. If by some miracle you're still in the mood, Da-da suggests reviewing the above images again.
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