Da-da's Recalibrated Aging Classification System 3000
- Onceler Ones
- Terrible Twos
- Throw-uppy Threes
- Floppy Fours
- Friendly Fives
- Sedate Sixes
- Silly Sevens
- Eager Eights
- Nougie Nines
- Taller Tens
- Evolving Elevens
- Touchy Twelves
- Threatening Thirteens
- Fickle Fourteens
- Freakish Fifteens
- Squirrely Sixteens
- Suggestive Seventeens
- Enticing/Egomaniacal Eighteens
- Nowheresville Nineteens
- Tornado twenties
- Thoughtful Thirties
- Futile Forties
- Forgetful Fifties
- Seeming Sixties
- Slower Seventies
- Enduring Eighties
- Neverland Nineties
- Humble Hundreds
- Methusaleh Thousands (you wish).
Da-da wil be lucky to emerge from the Futile Forties. |
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