Ho-lee merde. Da-da isn't sure where this came from, but it is horrific. Da-da has of course had this happen to him -- WORSE, as Da-da's case involved poopy hands in HAIR [shudder]. Da-da needs a whole bottle of creme de menthe just thinking about it (which should help you understand the base horror of the moment).
There *is* a bright side to the above pic: at least he's asleep.