The "Hidden Hand" Drops Into the Basement and Climbs Back Up -- AND DROPS DOWN EVEN DEEPER [UPDATED]

An actual Nat'l Reconnaissance Office (NRO) satellite launch patch. Uh huh. More here.

Quote time!

“It was not my intention to doubt that, the Doctrines of the Illuminati, and principles of Jacobinism had not spread in the United States. On the contrary, no one is more truly satisfied of this fact than I am. The idea that I meant to convey, was, that I did not believe that the Lodges of Free Masons in this Country had, as Societies, endeavoured to propagate the diabolical tenets of the first, or pernicious principles of the latter (if they are susceptible of separation). That Individuals of them may have done it, or that the founder, or instrument employed to found, the Democratic Societies in the United States, may have had these objects; and actually had a separation of the People from their Government in view, is too evident to be questioned.”

Emphasis added.

So, who said it?

10 Billion More Weeks of Winter

[PLOMPF]
BSDT (Bunny Snow-Drop Test) is more accurate than any hog-from-the-ground umbra.
Doesn't look good.

Someone Asked What Da-da Really Looks Like

Ok, here ya go. This is pretty much Da-da, 'cept Da-da's Kingdom is veeeeeeery small, and his throne's not
nearly as nice -- and Da-da's 100% grumpier. Da-da does, however, sport that same pensive, distrustful look
upon his troubled brow. And he's also really good with archaic weapons. And he's grumpier, did he mention that?

Get It Straight, Maurice

A Frozen Sign Unto Youse

The Surprising Boilermaker of Life's Rich Pageant

It's been that kind of week.

You know, after a lo-ooong week of the above metaphor, sometimes you just need a drink. So, as Minecraft plays point and counterpoint in the other room, allow Da-da to wax boozy for a moment. He's due.

Like any human, sometimes Da-da needs a drink. Like now, on a Friday night. So, he's having one. He's not researching or writing or shopping or cooking or parenting or meditating -- nor is he having a White Russian. No, he's drinking Jack Daniels and a beer: a boilermaker, if you will, just like his hardworking Hoosier parents who still can't explain what a Hoosier is.

There's something truly low-maintenance and satisfying and Da-da-like about a boilermaker, ordering one, drinking one. Da-da likes everything about it. It's simple, and complex. It's not expensive. Above all, it's utilitarian and consistent: two things every parent craves. Sure, Da-da orders martinis when he wears the odd tuxedo, or perhaps a manhattan if he's feeling rakish. (Martinis always strike Da-da as a more solfish, James Bondian endeavor.) Winewise, Da-da's parents are trained chefs, so... since he's one by osmosis, his palate knows virtually everything there is to know about wine, from nearly every region. (No, Da-da will not tell you what his favorite wine is, as it's a secret. Why should he tell you? So you can drive the price up?)

Simplicity.

Ok, so a boilermaker. Thing is, Da-da wondered WHY he likes Jack Daniels as that all-imortant half of the boilermaker equation. There are lots of reasons. Jack looks great. Tastes great. Great bottle. Great name. Rich history, recipes. Ms. Mary Bobo.

But... Jack Daniels smells... like a banana. It's banana-y. One of Da-da's best friends pointed this out and Da-da was really surprised that he missed that one. It's so obvious. Just sniff it: BANANA. But weirder still: why does Da-da LIKE that banana smell? Well, he just discovered why.

Yup. It's Tester's modeling paint.

Da-da not only built every Monogram and Revelle model ever made, he also used to make scale models of wooden ships, selling them to collectors and museums when he was quite young. At 14, Da-da needed no sleep, so he stayed up forever making The Cutty Sark, The Constitution, The SURPRISE... Da-da loved making The surprise; he has her memorized... but they all required paint and varnish at one point. Da-da of course didn't drink back then -- not till 20 years later he was 35, which is a story unto itself -- but he still remembers the taste of the paint, the fumes, the lines of the ship, the details, the frustrations, the triumphs.

For anyone who's never ventured past the cat head, the 21 (complete) novels of Patrick O'Brian -- a melange of which was turned into Master and Commander, The Far Side of the World -- are then best historical novels ever written. Like Jack Daniels, they require a certain nostalgia and taste for blunt intricacy and efficiency of character, as well as a certain maturity to appreciate.

And with the virtual Minecraftian, sea shanty life-soundtrack tunes of C418 (who's some surprisingly talented Berlischer kid) playing in the other room while Da-da's boys actually get along, all of the above takes on the wondrous creak and shift of an impossibly plausible tack across the pitch and fury of life's rich pageant.

It's Friday. A triple ration of grog for all Da-da's friends.

NEVER Go With Strange Children

Aiieiiee!

That X-Files Look of Parenthood

If only we could harness sighs.

A Weird Sign Unto Youse

Run away!

NFL = Not For Long?

This guy says it so well, Da-da's just gonna quote the whole thing. So long, NFL.

Anyone who is fully awakened to the agenda of the new world order and the globalist terrorists knows by now that they don't like to miss out on opportunities to push their lies and set up the general public for accepting their long-term agenda. It is therefore our duty to expose their lies before it happens in the hope that more people will see through their deception as it happens.

LIE #6 - You Need to Watch More TV

Over the next couple of NFL weeks leading to the end of the season, the NFL will take money from Hollywood as producers promote their TV shows. The message? You need to watch more and more TV. The ads will come at the hypnotized NFL watchers, one after another, telling them what shows they need to watch for their lives to have more meaning and excitement. These ads, suggesting the watching of more and more TV shows, work perfect with the overall globalist plans. There is, after all, no way that their long-term plans for global domination will work unless people are continuously UN-aware of the global political scene. And there is no greater way to keep people unaware than to keep them entertained with meaningless and pacifying distractions.

At this time of the year, with NFL football winding down, Hollywood producers are desperately trying to pull you into their hypnosis to get you to watch their shows and (like a drug) get you hooked on them. The ads will be cleverly put together with quick headline shots, compelling sound tracks and intriguing visuals, snappy actor dialogues and editing trickery, all designed to pull you in. Sadly, like ready sheep, millions of NFL TV watchers will be lured by these ads and commercials into thinking they are missing out on life if they don't watch these shows. All of this is just the tip of the iceberg of deception which we will see over the next few weekends.

LIE #5 - U.S. Military = "Heroes"

The next biggest lie we will see pushed through the NFL is the meme that claims that U.S. military men and women are somehow "heroes" that deserve to be worshiped and admired for what they do. Nothing could be further from the truth. As I wrote about in an article several months back, U.S. military share no characteristics consistent with the definition of "hero", or for that matter (as discussed previously) with the definition of Character, Honor, or Honorable. As I discussed previously, one could argue that some of them show "courage" but this courage is only being applied in the same way that one could say that members of ISIS or Al Qaeda ALSO show courage by simply being part of those organizations. Courage alone is no reason to honor or worship someone in the U.S. Military. One MUST show honor and character, for without these virtues one cannot be considered a "hero".

Despite that the lower ranking members of the U.S. military are lied to repeatedly by their leaders to keep them in line, the government and military will spend lots of money over the next few weeks to tell you that they are heroes. Despite the fact that the military obedient sheep are trained not to question their mission or ask questions, but instead to blindly follow their leaders, even if the mission they are in is dishonorable, NFL fans will be lied to and told that they are unquestionably heroes. Never once will NFL fans be reminded that Henry Kissinger himself said that "U.S. military men are just dumb stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy." Instead these "dumb stupid animals" will be paraded as "heroes" instead of people who likely MAY have meant well when they joined but are now being lied to in every single thing that they do.

LIE #4 - Donate $$ to Cancer Charities

The NFL hype tends to bring out the call for money $$. NFL fans will be bombarded with charity calls for giving money to cancer. Despite the fact that no one ultimately knows where all the money goes, people will be lured into the almost religious call for shelling out money to one or several cancer foundations. This call for money will utilize sympathy and emotion to lure viewers into giving their money to these cancer organizations. Never once will the viewers be told that cancer is a multi-billion dollar scam industry that is designed to kill cancer victims not cure them, while making the industry billions $. Never once will viewers be told that government and the Medical Industrial Complex themselves have persecuted individuals who have cured their own patients of cancer. NFL hypnotized TV watchers will be told that cancer is a giant that has no cure unless they give their money to these foundations.

The Western Medical Industrial Complex will take full advantage of this special time of the year to reassert their lies and deception on Americans that cancer is fought with pink ribbons, chemotherapy, radiotherapy and a knife. The Western caveman approach to cancer will be sold to the American public as science. The same system which treats cancer as if it is a disease that must be smashed out with a hammer instead of seeing cancer for what it is - a symptom of an underlying disorder - will suggest that if you give money to cancer, that will bring us closer to a cure.

No mention will be made of eating right, about repairing your own immune system so that your immune system can get rid of the cancer for you. Instead, like smashing the check-engine light in a car to fix a problem in the engine, the cancer business will continue to lie to American NFL watchers with few ever seeing the lie coming or much less understanding what cancer and its true cure is all about.

LIE #3 - Reinforcement of Previous False Flags

There is no better time to reinforce false flags of the past than to push them through the NFL crowd toward the end of the season. We all saw the Sandy Hook children rolled out last year in the Super Bowl. Similarly, through the use of the sportscasters themselves as well as commercials, announcements, ceremonies, half-time specials, and pre-game presentations and more, we'll see specific false flags reinforced in the NFL platform.

These clever techniques for reinforcing government false flags can come at any moment and have a powerful effect on the unaware viewer. Why? Because of the power of words that come out of the mouth of a trusted voice. They will often use the sports commentators and announcers to reinforce their false flags by having them make an announcement. Also, we may see a pre-game ceremony to honor the victims of the Charlie Hebdo shooting, etc.

One of the great advantages the globalists have in this tactic is that these false flag reinforcements can come at any point, thus catching the viewer off guard. This is quietly one of the greatest lies NFL fans will be subjected to over the next few weeks.

LIE #2 - America: "Land of the Free"

Young NFL fans are more likely to go for this one. During the national anthem, and at any other point in the presentation, particularly during one of their pro-military ceremonies we will hear America being alluded to as the "land of the free" despite the fact that since 9/11 America is anything BUT the land of the free. We have seen the massive frightening expansion of the aggressive police state, destruction of civil liberties, expanded TSA abuse, DHS's expanding roll, militarization of the local police, expansion of the PATRIOT Act and the N.D.A.A. (National Defense Authorization Act), all of this in just the last 10-13 years. Despite all of this, sports arenas all over will continue to toss around the phrase "land of the free."

As someone who once worked in large sports stadiums I can assure you this deception will take place at no less than the stadium PA system level and will trickle down to other levels. Before and throughout the game, fans will be constantly subjected to announcements which are designed to keep the control system's paradigm intact. NFL fans will not only be periodically reminded that America is the "land of the free" but the word "freedom" and "free" will be tossed around regularly, often as mentioned above, in conjunction with the honoring of the military. This is just another lie to keep everyone, especially the military and those thinking of joining the military, believing they are fighting (or will be fighting) for something special instead of the truth, which is that they are just pawns in a global political scheme as admitted by Henry Kissinger.

LIE #1 - Join the U.S. Military!

This final lie is, I believe, the GREATEST lie of them all. This is the mother-ship lie that NFL fans will be told and are told throughout the year and especially in these final NFL weeks. The dangerous and evil military industrial complex will pull out all its ammunition knowing that statistics show that 3 out of every 4 males in America watch NFL football. They know they have the undivided attention of these young men and they would never consider blowing this opportunity to lie and deceive these innocent young men into joining the U.S. military.

With the money the U.S. military spends on injecting their influence on Hollywood, their influence on the NFL is far beyond what we could imagine. Look for the commercials, one after another, telling your kids to join the military for an education, a steady job and travel experience. No mention will be made about the 22+ veterans per DAY who are committing suicide or the alarming suicide rate in the active military. You won't hear about how our military set up and murdered Pat Tillman for not agreeing with the U.S. illegal wars. And we won't hear about how soldiers are suffering from PTSD, alcohol and drug problems, psychiatric problems, and mental disorders at an alarming rate. Instead, NFL fans will be flat-out lied to and told that everything is great, and that joining the U.S. military is a decision of courage and honor. They will even spin commercials that make the military life seem fun and exciting instead of the reality the U.S. military men and women face in the real-world supporting globalist terrorism.

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FINALLY, Da-da Can Save $$ on Duct Tape

Thanks, Control Toys! (Alas... NO, this isn't real -- [sniff] -- but it should be.)

The Obvious Can KILL

A Sign Unto Youse

Using Solfeggio Harmonics to Recode Your Heart's EM Field

“Emotional information is actually coded and modulated into [the heart’s] EM fields. By learning to shift our emotions, we are changing the information coded into the magnetic fields that are radiated by the heart, and that can impact those around us. We are fundamentally and deeply connected with each other and the planet itself.”

~~ Rolin McCratey, PhD, Director of Research at the Institute of Heartmath

Now, try listening to solfeggio harmonics

It's Free.

Dude, just RELAX and let go of the bird... let... go...

 

Forteana Friday: GoogleMaps Glitch-in-the-Matrix Mystery SOLVED

What is going on here?

Above is a classic GoogleMaps camera car "glitch-in-the-matrix" shot, of which there are several littered about the 'net. As he's ever-curious, Da-da independently asked two psychics to see what, if anything, was going on here. (Da-da knows what you might be thinking: he didn't believe in psychics either until one told him his life story from a, "hello." Suffice to say that some are remarkably accurate. Factually, we all have these kinds of abilities if you just give it a chance.)

Da-da gave said psychics the above image and the simple question: "What's going on in this picture? Are these two people, or the same person?" Da-da suspected this was simply two old men walking a familiar old-man route, wearing similar clothing. The results said otherwise.

The Results

Each psychic said the same thing: the above is the same man, but at different times, in what one termed a "time slip." At the time of this photo, timelines were apparently diverging; we're apparently down to two: a negative one "below," and a positive one "above." One guess how to get there.

These odd events seem to be either happening more, or we're documenting them better, as evidenced by Chris Savia's latest furry time-slip post at Who Forted? Stay tuned for more Forteana Fridays in 2015.

Note that Da-da worked with Lynn over at Focus Sessions on another Fortean Friday post. It's AWESOME.

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RED LIGHT is ON

Blow the hatch.

Yogi-Da-Da's 7 Meditation Tips For a Better Tomorrow

You probably didn't know, but Da-da is a meditation and cogitation and sanitation genius. And since a friend recently asked Da-da how he meditates and what lead him to his current practice, he thought he might as well write up a short primer that describes Da-da's path -- which isnot necessarily the right path for you. There are countless paths. And there's no right or wrong way to meditate, unless you try meditating naked in a tub full of lime Jell-O -- which may result in instant enlightenment, who knows?

Anyway, Da-da gained a deeper part of the river via the books of Yogi Ramacharaka, which were actually written at the turn of the last century by a white guy in Chicago named William Walker Atkinson (he wrote lots of other books, too), but these particular ones were apparently inspired by the teachings of an actual yogi named Yogi Ramacharaka in the 17th Century, as well as by Swami Vivekananda, who was beyond famous in a previous life (he's now an Ascended Master). Anyway, if you'd like a short course of study, try these (in order):

• The Hindu-Yogi Science Of Breath (A Complete Manual of the Oriental Breathing Philosophy of Physical, Mental, Psychic and Spiritual Development); 1903.
• Fourteen Lessons in Yogi Philosophy and Oriental Occultism; 1904.
• Advanced Course in Yogi Philosophy and Oriental Occultism; 1905.
• Hatha Yoga or the Yogi Philosophy of Physical Well-Being; 1904.
• The Science of Psychic Healing; 1906.
• Raja Yoga or Mental Development (A Series of Lessons in Raja Yoga); 1906.
• Gnani Yoga (A Series of Lessons in Gnani Yoga); 1907.
• The Inner Teachings of the Philosophies and Religions of India; 1909.
• Mystic Christianity or The Teachings of the Master; 1908.
• The Life Beyond Death; 1909.

Many are available free online, as they’ve passed into the public domain. Da-da bought the original titles (small blue hardbacks) because he prefers books. They’re fast reads, with precious few anachronisms. The above list will probably take one year of study, and supercharge your meditiation dramatically. It will also make you healthier if you follow the teachings.

As for the "requirements” of meditation (sitting a certain way, humming, balancing a lhasa apso on your nose, etc.), toss out all the stuff. It makes no difference how you sit or what you do, but a few things are important for safety sake. This is what Da-da does:

1. Be comfy in a quiet place, sitting any which way, chair or floor or couch
2. Close your eyes
3. Imagine a one-way (going DOWN) "grounding cord” dropping from your root chakra to the center of the earth
4. Imagine a big gold/white ball of protective light energy glowing all around you (this is an important step)
5. Don’t strain, relax
6. Think (once): ”Only those with my greatest good are welcome”
7. Listen, and pay attention. (Don't fall asleep!)

Once you get comfy with this routine and make some headway (you'll know), the Nth step is to ask for a spirit guide. When you take this step, and you don’t ask for someone by name (there are lots of spirits willing to help) be sure to ask for someone, “with my greatest good in mind,” as there are lots of THINGS out there that will pretend to be advanced beings. You’ll need to train yourself to differentiate between light and dark beings. Note: if you “see” any beings, and you cannot SEE their eyes, tell them that they are better served elsewhere. Also, feel free to ask or meditate upon a question you might have, about... well, anything.

Meditation is like a river: sometimes fast, sometimes slow, sometimes backwards.

NOTE: Read Da-da previous post, "THE INVITATION" if you haven't already. If you're hearing a tone in your head, chances are good that IT'S NOT A DISEASE. It's a focus point. You should use it in your meditations. Additionally, if you're having troubles getting into a meditative state (it took Da-da a while), try using isochronic tones.

Oh. THERE it is. We've been driving for 90 years!

Part I: The Beginning

Parry arcs, a Sun pillar, a parhelion, a halo and four other types of ice crystal arcs.
All rare. All appearing at the same moment. It begins. [click for larger image]

A Helpful Suggestion to Invaders

Whilst invading, it's considered bad form to wear a t-shirt with your own picture on it.

Miniatur Wunderland: The World in Miniature

Wow. It's even a little racy.

Back to a Different Future

[Note: Stoltz was fired from the first production, allowing Michael J. Fox to get the gig... well, in one timeline.]

Jeez, Would Someone PLEASE Plug in the Cat?

Ok, good. The cat is charging.

The Button of Choice in Tijuana?

If You Only Knew THE POWER of the Emo Alpaca

Farewell and Adieu to Ye Fair Screaming Babies...

A custom baby bed designed esp. for future psychiatric capital outlays. Poor kid.

Factorem Tempestas: Contrived West Coast Buzz Saw

Oh. Yeah. That looks natural. We all clear on this?

2015 is the Year of the BAM Sheep

2015 means RESPECT the BAM.

Aha. Let's be accurate. 2015 is the Year of the Green Wooden Sheep, the "sheep respected by others":

The 2015 Chinese Year is the 32 number in the sixty-year cycle called YI WEI and described in Chinese tradition like "Sheep respected by Others". 2015 is the year of Green Wooden Sheep (Ram, Goat). The upcoming 2015 year of the Sheep is the inspiring period; it will try to leave behind any unstable affair and connections with the aim to carve a new more honest pattern of relations.
More: http://www.gotohoroscope.com/chinese-zodiac-ram.html

Ba-aaa... BAM. 

Another Sign Unto Youse

And now that your attention is here, can you find one of the other ontological puzzles on this site? And if you did, would you learn anything from it? Do you aspire to something else besides third-density? Let's find out.

A Sign Unto Youse

Insane Downhill Bike Race

A Personal-First for 2015 + An Angry Sheep

Best way to keep time travelers from getting out.

Happy New Year and WELCOME to a year of first-person Da-da! I'll be dropping the third person in preparation for my fourth (first nonfiction) book, which would just sound weird and affected in the third... which I employed for a time as a beleagured Parent With No Name. I'm sure most people found it odd and alienating, anyway. That said, let's let the profound, sheeple-awakening weirdness of 2015... BEGIN.