Triumph of a Man Called Da-Da: happy new year

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1.1.15

A Personal-First for 2015 + An Angry Sheep

Best way to keep time travelers from getting out.

Happy New Year and WELCOME to a year of first-person Da-da! I'll be dropping the third person in preparation for my fourth (first nonfiction) book, which would just sound weird and affected in the third... which I employed for a time as a beleagured Parent With No Name. I'm sure most people found it odd and alienating, anyway. That said, let's let the profound, sheeple-awakening weirdness of 2015... BEGIN.

31.12.14

2015: Open It Like You've Got a... Oh

Gonna be one of those years.

20.12.14

A 2015 Sign Unto Youse?

1.1.14

Da-da's 2014 Spokesperson of the Year is...

Yup. He's mean, but all he needs...

...is Love: the 2014 Spokesperson of the Year.

2.1.13

Da-da's 2013 Quasi-Psycho-Mythopoeic Spokesperson of the... Oh, Whatever

Da-da doesn't know about you, but he's pretty darn daffy about escaping 2012's wrath... as evidenced by all the spinning he's been doing since Tuesday. To commemorate this (the survival, not the spins) and a lot of other things that make little sense, Da-da will now unveil his 2013 runners-up, and of course his 2013 Spokesperson of the Year. Here we go...

Runner-up #1...

Runner-up #1: Gary "Pard" Oldman. He was Da-da's 2012 Spokesperson.

Runner-up #2...

Runner-up #2: Fred "Pard" Astaire.

Runner-up #3...

Runner-up #3: Dalai "Pard" Lama. Hey, is a pattern developing?

Runner-up #4

Runner-up #4: Lee "Pard" Marvin. Ok, Da-da sees it, now.

Runner-up #5...

Runner-up #5: Tilda "Pard" Swinton. A pity she'll be too busy being, "MAME" on Broadway.

Runner-up #6...

Runner-up #6: Oog- "Pard" -Way. Oh, well. There goes the pattern.
(Though Tilda Swinton *will* be playing Oogway in the stage version of "Kung Fu Panda.")

And Da-da's 2013 Spokesperson of the Year is...

2013 Spokesperson of the Year: Dr. Lao. Life is a circus, after all. (And there's a hat again. Huh. Weather changing in 2013?)

31.12.12

Happy 2013 From A Man Called Da-da

Here's looking forward to a massive influx of light for all of us.

1.1.12

Let's Sum Up, Shall We?

Now that we're getting over this...

...and done this...

...and merged this and this...

...and started absorbing this...

...it's STILL time for this. Mmmm, vibrating butt...

31.12.11

HNY, Everyone

Go into the light.

Da-da Resolves...

...not to make any resolutions. Except for the Kirk-out workout.
"HA-PPY NEW YEAR, HA-PPY NEW YEAR..."

Da-da Resolves...

...to stop levitating furry things. Or to NOT stop levitating furry things. One of those.

Da-da Resolves...

...to work on his trick shots. With his kid-tranquilizer gun. Dressed as a gay mariachi.

Da-da Resolves...

...to pay little or no attention to non-kid-related extracurricular activities.

Da-da Resolves...

...to not be part of any more alien attacks in 2012. No matter how much they pay Da-da. Unless it's a lot.

Da-da Resolves...

...to get all the spiders out of his head in 2012. ALL OF THEM. Except the cute ones.

30.12.11

So Long 2011...

...can't say I'll miss you, though MAN can you act. Anyway, don't let next year hit you in the butt on the way out. That said, HELLO... uh, 2012...

Hm. Looks like we're gonna laugh, we're gonna cry, we're gonna be on the edge of our seats. It'll be nothing if not entertaining. Regardless, buckle up, Timmy. Those boots look serious. And functional. Good for wading through all manner of flotsam and jetsam.

Da-da's Warmin' Up the 2012 Parade Machinery

The 2012 New Year's Day Parade will be on the SECOND of January this year -- for the first time ever --
which will cause some reasonable and unreasonable agitation.
2012 will be all about reasonable and unreasonable agitation.

29.12.11

Da-da's Warmin' Up the 2012 Parade Machinery

Few people realize it now, but 2012 is gonna be a non-stop B&W Tinkerbell-flintlock explosion!
Dust off those coonskin caps and nomex coveralls, Clyde, 'cause 2012 is a-comin'! O Lucky Man!