Year of the Sheep-Pincer Movement

Don't forget: This is the Year of the Sheep. We have you surrounded.

2015: Year of the Levitating Sheep

Mark Da-da's words: 2015 will be the greatest Year of the Sheep in human history.
You will believe a SHEEP can fly.

[NOTE: This is NOT the same as The Year of Levitating Sheep Dangerously. Totally different.]

2015 is the Year of the BAM Sheep

2015 means RESPECT the BAM.

Aha. Let's be accurate. 2015 is the Year of the Green Wooden Sheep, the "sheep respected by others":

The 2015 Chinese Year is the 32 number in the sixty-year cycle called YI WEI and described in Chinese tradition like "Sheep respected by Others". 2015 is the year of Green Wooden Sheep (Ram, Goat). The upcoming 2015 year of the Sheep is the inspiring period; it will try to leave behind any unstable affair and connections with the aim to carve a new more honest pattern of relations.
More: http://www.gotohoroscope.com/chinese-zodiac-ram.html

Ba-aaa... BAM. 

A Personal-First for 2015 + An Angry Sheep

Best way to keep time travelers from getting out.

Happy New Year and WELCOME to a year of first-person Da-da! I'll be dropping the third person in preparation for my fourth (first nonfiction) book, which would just sound weird and affected in the third... which I employed for a time as a beleagured Parent With No Name. I'm sure most people found it odd and alienating, anyway. That said, let's let the profound, sheeple-awakening weirdness of 2015... BEGIN.