Showing posts with label cat humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat humor. Show all posts
25.6.17
8.1.16
What a Piece of Work is a MERLIN
Since it's always time for a Shakespearean cat parody, let's wax Merlinesque!
"What a piece of work is a MERLIN! How lacking in reason, how infinite in insensate purriness! In form and moving how spooky and impossible! In action how like a furry monster, in apprehension how like another furry monster! (Especially in terms of omnivoric capacity.) The insane toasted marshmallow beauty of the world! The self-appointed bitey paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of hairball? Barf delights not me. No, nor woman neither, though by my wife smiling she seems to suggest who's cleaning it up this time."
22.2.15
But the Cat That Wakes on the Day of the Sun...
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... is
so happy to find you sized for fun.
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Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
Monday's cat needs coffee.
Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.
Wednesday's cat is full of NO.
Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.
Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.
Saturday's cat is off to Nome.
But
the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun
is
happy to find you sized for fun.
21.2.15
Saturday's Cat...
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Saturday's
cat is off to Nome... if he can ever get out of New Jersey.
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Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
Monday's cat needs coffee.
Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.
Wednesday's cat is full of NO.
Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.
Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.
Saturday's cat is off to Nome.
But
the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun
is
happy to find you sized for fun.
20.2.15
Friday's Cat...
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Friday's
cat gets drunk and goes home.
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Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
Monday's cat needs coffee.
Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.
Wednesday's cat is full of NO.
Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.
Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.
Saturday's cat is off to Nome.
But
the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun
is
happy to find you sized for fun.
19.2.15
Thursday's Cat...
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Thursday's
cat needs a cup-o-joe... and maybe a gyroscope.
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Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
Monday's cat needs coffee.
Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.
Wednesday's cat is full of NO.
Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.
Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.
Saturday's cat is off to Nome.
But
the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun
is
happy to find you sized for fun.
18.2.15
Wednesday's Cat...
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| Wednesday's cat is full of NO. |
Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
Monday's cat needs coffee.
Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.
Wednesday's cat is full of NO.
Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.
Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.
Saturday's cat is off to Nome.
But
the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun
is
happy to find you sized for fun.
17.2.15
Tuesday's Cat...
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| Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee. |
Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
Monday's cat needs coffee.
Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.
Wednesday's cat is full of NO.
Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.
Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.
Saturday's cat is off to Nome.
But
the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun
is
happy to find you sized for fun.
16.2.15
Monday's Cat Needs Coffee...
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| ...and a paramedic. [via cuteheaven] |
Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
Monday's cat needs coffee.
Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.
Wednesday's cat is full of NO.
Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.
Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.
Saturday's cat is off to Nome.
But
the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun
is
happy to find you sized for fun.
7.1.15
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