Halloween is Coming

Watch the pupils.

Cat Judge Says...

Words to live by.

Monday's OTHER CAT...

Monday's other CAT has a bug on it.

Tuesday's other CAT is simply a git.

What a Piece of Work is a MERLIN

Since it's always time for a Shakespearean cat parody, let's wax Merlinesque!

"What a piece of work is a MERLIN! How lacking in reason, how infinite in insensate purriness! In form and moving how spooky and impossible! In action how like a furry monster, in apprehension how like another furry monster! (Especially in terms of omnivoric capacity.) The insane toasted marshmallow beauty of the world! The self-appointed bitey paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of hairball? Barf delights not me. No, nor woman neither, though by my wife smiling she seems to suggest who's cleaning it up this time."

MERLIN: Robot Cat With No Mercy

It's Tuesday Cat Freak-Out @ The Non Sequitur

 

Would Someone Please Unplug the Cat?

Pretty sure we got it all.

Monday at The Non Sequitur

Monday is the Traditional Day of Gratuitous Cat Jumping at The Non Sequitur...

...as is Cat-Face-Hugging... or as close as one can get...

...Chimp Cat-Polishing... until the genie comes out...

...and of course Chicken Apprehension and Disintermediation. This last bit goes without saying,
but has very little to do with cats... which is at least half the point. Damn chicken.

But the Cat That Wakes on the Day of the Sun...

... is so happy to find you sized for fun.

Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
 

Monday's cat needs coffee.

Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.

Wednesday's cat is full of NO.

Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.

Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.

Saturday's cat is off to Nome.

But the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun

is happy to find you sized for fun.

Saturday's Cat...

Saturday's cat is off to Nome... if he can ever get out of New Jersey.

Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
 

Monday's cat needs coffee.

Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.

Wednesday's cat is full of NO.

Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.

Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.

Saturday's cat is off to Nome.

But the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun

is happy to find you sized for fun.

Friday's Cat...

Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.

Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
 

Monday's cat needs coffee.

Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.

Wednesday's cat is full of NO.

Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.

Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.

Saturday's cat is off to Nome.

But the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun

is happy to find you sized for fun.

Thursday's Cat...

Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe... and maybe a gyroscope.

Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
 

Monday's cat needs coffee.

Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.

Wednesday's cat is full of NO.

Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.

Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.

Saturday's cat is off to Nome.

But the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun

is happy to find you sized for fun.

Wednesday's Cat...

Wednesday's cat is full of NO.

Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
 

Monday's cat needs coffee.

Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.

Wednesday's cat is full of NO.

Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.

Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.

Saturday's cat is off to Nome.

But the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun

is happy to find you sized for fun.

Tuesday's Cat...

Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.

Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
 

Monday's cat needs coffee.

Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.

Wednesday's cat is full of NO.

Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.

Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.

Saturday's cat is off to Nome.

But the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun

is happy to find you sized for fun.

Monday's Cat Needs Coffee...

...and a paramedic.                                                                                                                 [via cuteheaven]

Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
 

Monday's cat needs coffee.

Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.

Wednesday's cat is full of NO.

Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.

Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.

Saturday's cat is off to Nome.

But the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun

is happy to find you sized for fun.

ENTER the MERLINMOBILE

Be sure you go in the right end.

Jeez, Would Someone PLEASE Plug in the Cat?

Ok, good. The cat is charging.

O Cattenbaum, O Cattenbaum...

Aiieiie!

Monday at The Non Sequitur: CATALOG DAY

Mondays after Halloween are, "CATALOG DAY" all over the world, where we're
buried by a renewed slew of holiday retail catalogs imploring us to spend $149
for a holiday wreath. Smart cat photographers are not fooled.

Da-da's Curious Catalog of the Unsurprising

"Catalog," get it? Vive le chat indifference.