Year of the Sheep-Pincer Movement

Don't forget: This is the Year of the Sheep. We have you surrounded.

Your Heliomancer for Sunday, March 1st, 2015

For those who believe that techno-heliomancy -- divination via satellite images of the sun -- has merit (Da-da doesn't), check out Sunday's view from the SDO satellite. This latest looks like one half of a maniacal smiley face, whatever that means, or is that Brother J defeating some creepy horned thing? Sure looks like smiting to Da-da, and he's an expert.

Now, since our world is actually upside-down...

...give THIS angle a look. Is that an axe up there? Is the Cabal gonna get it? Or is that some old lady hitting the top-hatted Monopoly guy with her purse? Do old women hit people with purses anymore? As usual, your guess is as good as your guess. But something's definitely up. March is gonna be one wacky month, Da-da can feel it. And 2015 will not only be the Year of the Levitating Sheep, but also the stuff of legend. Keep seatbelts buckled loosely while we're hurtling through the ether.

2015: Year of the Levitating Sheep

Mark Da-da's words: 2015 will be the greatest Year of the Sheep in human history.
You will believe a SHEEP can fly.

[NOTE: This is NOT the same as The Year of Levitating Sheep Dangerously. Totally different.]

2015 is the Year of the BAM Sheep

2015 means RESPECT the BAM.

Aha. Let's be accurate. 2015 is the Year of the Green Wooden Sheep, the "sheep respected by others":

The 2015 Chinese Year is the 32 number in the sixty-year cycle called YI WEI and described in Chinese tradition like "Sheep respected by Others". 2015 is the year of Green Wooden Sheep (Ram, Goat). The upcoming 2015 year of the Sheep is the inspiring period; it will try to leave behind any unstable affair and connections with the aim to carve a new more honest pattern of relations.
More: http://www.gotohoroscope.com/chinese-zodiac-ram.html

Ba-aaa... BAM.