That Long Labor Day Weekend Look of Parenthood

Nothing can prepare you for being the parent of multiple children OUT OF SCHOOL
over any kind of holiday -- except maybe involuntary 24/7 confinement with HOWLING,
hyperkinetic mental patient midgets who won't stop howling and trying to kill one another
until the day AFTER the holiday.

That Dracula Look of Parenthood

Da-da has risen from the grave and he wants you to do your freakin' homework. And find the Visine.

Forget It Jake, It's Zombietown

AIIEIIEE! Get your shoes on it's time for school! And don't forget your BRRRAIN...

Forget It Jake, It's Zombietown

"Look out, Jake! It's a trap!"

That Thousand Yard Stare of Parenthood

"You're a Stay-at-home dad, Johnny. We have eight kids. Johnny? Johnny?"

Forget It Jake, It's Zombietown

Forget It Jake, It's Zombietown

"Have it yoooour waaaay...!"

That Dracula Look of Parenthood

Get off your brother, NOW!

Forget It Jake, It's Zombietown

Can someone give grampa a hand... wait, he's already got one. Shake!