Tuesday is RAINBOW BACON DAY

Yes, the oxymoronic, "RAINBOW BACON," has been achieved by supersecret bacon scientists working in secret in SECRETLAND, USA, part of ConAgra/Monsanto's 2010, "BACONFUSE AMERICA" initiative:
























[Courtesy of BACON TODAY... yes, there's a BACON TODAY.]

The only problem with its ingestion, besides giving rabbis the technicolor hinkies, is that it seems to be associated with greater instances of these things (below) getting in the way of passenger jets and aliens:
























The good news is that these turn out to be even TASTIER THAN BACON. But not as tasty as RAMPANT CAPITALIZATION. So, Tuesday's Rainbow Bacon Day has now syncretized into, "RAINBOW UNICORN-BACON TACOS" day. Mmmmm, unicorn-bacon tacos...