15.6.10

Tuesday is RAINBOW BACON DAY

Yes, the oxymoronic, "RAINBOW BACON," has been achieved by supersecret bacon scientists working in secret in SECRETLAND, USA, part of ConAgra/Monsanto's 2010, "BACONFUSE AMERICA" initiative:
























[Courtesy of BACON TODAY... yes, there's a BACON TODAY.]

The only problem with its ingestion, besides giving rabbis the technicolor hinkies, is that it seems to be associated with greater instances of these things (below) getting in the way of passenger jets and aliens:
























The good news is that these turn out to be even TASTIER THAN BACON. But not as tasty as RAMPANT CAPITALIZATION. So, Tuesday's Rainbow Bacon Day has now syncretized into, "RAINBOW UNICORN-BACON TACOS" day. Mmmmm, unicorn-bacon tacos...

2 comments:

brad said...

you know in "gamera vs gauron" gauron used his rainbow for destruction! what relevance this comment has in here i do not know...but it needed to be shared.

A Man Called DA-DA said...

Oddly enough, the Japanese have long since turned Gamera into turtle soup (ok, a LOT of turtle soup), and Gauron HAS BEEN MIXED WITH BACON AND TURNED INTO TACOS. The Japanese are nutty for tacos, esp. if they're giant monster tacos.

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