|We're here! And this pylon is working for a better tomorrow!|
Hole Paycheck... er, Whole Foods just arrived near Da-da's friend's town. Inside the parking garage, their marketing dept. decided to wax marketing dept. -- in public -- with a set of their CORE VALUES. Nothing wrong with having core values...
|Whole Foods Orb... RIGHT THERE. Er... left.|
But wait, there's more! Zoom to the right of "OUR VALUES" and you see this gem.
|This is awesome.|
It's inspiring to see Core Values put so visibly into action, esp. in communitie that so value edumacation.
[UPDATE: Hole Foods has since fixed this abomination -- 4 months later. Why did they even mount it if it was wrong? Must all be stoned on hemp-kale-sanddab smoothies... not that there's anything wrong with that. That or they're outsourcing printed signage to Bangalore.]
[T-DAY UPDATE: Whole Fuds (in another location) gave Da-da's organic and pre-massaged 35 lb. turkey away to some Grandma-To-Be-Named-Later! The one he ordered a month in advance, hello? The turkey, not the grandma. They gave Da-da's bird to some blue hair with a sob story. Wait, that sentence doesn't look right. Anyway, Da-da is SURE that gramma's famdamily needs an organic free-range turkey that was force-fed Guinness for two years while watching reruns of BAYWATCH. (Turkeys love BAYWATCH. And Guinness. Who knew?) Oh, well. On to Plan B: Jack Daniels and LIVE CRABS.]