What's a truncheon, the gentler of you may ask? It's a cute little club that police and sailors and jailers have been bonking people in the head with for... oh, a million years. Anyway, the talented folks at Yanko Design have paired one of these handy items with a toothbrush, making a WeebleWobble-esque all-in-one bonking/brushing tool.
Now, as the wrangler and stun-tag-releaser of two small hellion boys, I can safely say that these will be used to BONK first, BRUSH second. Then again, everything in my house is used for BONKING (not BOINKING, where is your mind?), so I can't blame Yanko Design. Where's my stun gun?