Apoca-Parenting 101: DO NOT Pull Grandma's Zombie Finger

Don't do it.

Black Friday SPECIAL: The Neurotangler 3000!

Da-da's first Holiday 2011 MUST-HAVE is THE perfect thing for those holiday mall crowds! [gifmovie]

That Zombie Flash of Parenthood

Damn paparazzi can never leave Da-da alone. Anyone seen Da-da's brain?

Bronko's Nocturnal Emission (no, it's not that)

Da-da's corpus callosum is ready for its close-up.

After keeping Da-da up every freaking night this week with various night terrors, 3YO Bronko kinda slept through the night last night, only to awaken at 5:00 am this morning and pinball from room to room like a... well, like a zombie pinball. Toward the end of this bouncy, Living-Dead vagabondage, Bronko approached Da-da's side of the bed and whispered in his ear: "Da-da. Sometimes my brain is nocturnal."

Da-da is now offering Bronko's nocturnal brain for sale on eBay. No reserve.