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| It's Friday night. Time to feed dogs into the machine. |
Showing posts with label best parenting blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label best parenting blog. Show all posts
20.4.12
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15.4.12
29.3.12
That Absquatulating, Pre-Tax Look of Parenthood
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| Run, Timmy... RUN. |
It's usually around Thursday when the run-like-hell urge jells in taxpayers. Absquatulation does no good, however, because they put chips in your head and can find you anywhere (esp. if you use a microwave or put aluminum foil in your hat). Feels good to run, though -- and that aluminum foil breeds confidence! Aaaand at least you get that $50-off coupon for kids; you'd think it'd be more, as They (who are they, anyway?) need all of us to breed more taxpayers. Da-da himself is merely a eugenics/taxation experiment, yay. Parents will note that the powers that be won't let you leave the hospital without first securing for your newly minted little taxpayer what used to be called a, "social security number," but has denigrated into the damnable rubric: "taxpayer ID number." Didn't someone already fight a war over taxation without representation?
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| Da-da must flee this, "Global Force for Peace." He can't afford it. No one can. |
21.3.12
That Stayed-Up-All-Night-Foolishly-Listening-to-Music Look of Parenthood
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| Ug. (That's industrial coffee steam, btw.) |
20.3.12
Apocalypse Parenting 101: Keeping Things CLEAN
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| Ex. 8: Cleanliness is next to impossible, so roll with it. |
19.3.12
That Pre-Tax Look of Parenthood
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| Crap. Would someone hand that back to Da-da? Gotta wrap that up and mail it to the IRS soon. |
13.3.12
Da-da Wins Two Blogger's Choice Awards: Best Parenting Blog and "HOTTEST DADDY BLOGGER"
Huh. It's not been announced yet, but Da-da just discovered that he's won two Blogger's Choice Awards: "Best Parenting Blog," and, "HOTTEST DADDY BLOGGER" for 2011-2012. That's pretty nutty, but after people figured it out, the line to TOUCH Da-da stretched around the block... that is, until Da-da made an appearance in his boxer shorts. Currently in line are a dog (and ugly dog) and a bill collector (who's not half-bad) -- AND NEITHER OF THEM WANT A KISS. Da-da will just have to drink and polish his 17-foot trophies alone. [sniff] Many thanks to all who voted for Da-da in the finals. This is all a complete surprise to Da-da, as he didn't even know he was a finalist!
15.1.11
Da-da's Transient Awardage Potentiality
Da-da LOVES ball-polishing popularity contests. He really does. Really. That said, Da-da's been nominated for three 2011 Blogger's Choice Awards. No idea if this means anything, but what the hell. Vote if you feel compelled.
2011 Best Parenting Blog
2011 Best Humor Blog
2011 Hottest Daddy Blogger
FYI, as evidenced by that last one, note that Da-da is exceptionally HOT -- in a Lebowski kinda way, man.
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