Now that his two boys are in school -- and since Da-da's Freudian dream of driving the Oscar Mayer WienerMobile across France was nixed by a cruel and myopic corporate mandate [sniff] -- it's time for Da-da to look for a job. Not this trivial rearing of crazed pre-adolescent wildebeests, or driving 10-ton weiners through foreign lands kinda gig. No, Da-da needs something uniquely challenging to gleam his many humblemeter facets. So, let's review Da-da's unique photo-essay qualifications. Ready?
To begin with, Da-da's an incredible chef and international meal planner of mystery.
Voila! His ability to conjure nutritious and INTRIGUING meals...
...is equaled only by his internecine mastery of CHEESE.
He's also a former Sansabelt KnitFellow ninja assassin...
...a robotic spiritual therapist...
...and a big cat wrangler.
And besides his amazingly curative mental and physical prowess (often continued on 2nd page following)...
...Da-da is The Grand Poobah of Toxic Spill Clean-up...
...a wizard of sibling rivalry/conflict resolution...
...fearless author of parodic monstrosity...
...and friend to monsters.
Da-da stands for tireless INNOVATION...
...and fun!
He can woo you with his FABULOUS cinnamon toast...
...and terrify you with a very very strong and sinister cup of Da-da coffee.
Da-da is MANLY and prolific (but hopefully has more sense than the above pic demonstrates)...
...and is occasionally a really big woman (in a manly way).
Aaaand, while he occasionally makes the odd mistake, above all...
...Da-da's always got your back. So, if you could use someone with Da-da's AWESOME skillset, please write to dada-AT-
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