Wanna know what being a parent is like? Just stare at this for a few days while playing a recorded loop of someone screaming, "MINE! MINE! MINE!" Eventually, you'll start to look like Gilligan here:
And yes, time will SCREEEEAM past you so fast that you'll suddenly find yourself surrounded by hot purple-haired babes who will ignore you and do calculus for fun, not to mention be surrounded by walls and walls of incomprehensible machinery and technology. Now that Da-da thinks of it, being a parent is kinda like being Gilligan in real life.