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| What the hell does this have to do with anything? Just you WAIT, menehune-breath. |
At six, Da-da's oldest boy, Nagurski, has developed a fear of monsters... which is a bit later than normal, but these things happen. To combat this, Da-da did three things:
- He started numbering everything in sight
- He told his boys that the family had INTENTIONALLY moved to the town they live in because monsters HATE that town, and also because everyone seems to be CAPITALIZING EVERYTHING for emPHASIS, and...
- Da-da installed tikis.
