NASA's Been at the Corn Liquor Again

This is what NASA's been drinking every day for two weeks to come up with their latest Mars cover story.
Besides being every NASA bartenders' secret ingredient, Mellow Corn also tastes just like corn flakes.

[NOTE: This post was de-listed... but not by me. And a whole other post about NASA being dumb and hiding things has been deleted. Thank you so much for your censorship, Google. You suck.  So, here it is again.]

Ok! Let's get into it.

NASA has finally -- after two... er, THREE weeks of intensive hopped-up/corn-liquor PR dot.LIE meetings -- come upon a swamp gas story to explain the GIANT EXPLOSION on Mars, which factually occurred about 100 miles up from the Martian atmosphere. They story? It was a meteor storm that did it, smacking Colonel Mustard with debris from Comet Siding Spring. In light of this incredible new evidence (incredible that it took NASA three weeks to hatch something so lame), let's look at the evidence.

BOOM! Of COURSE that's a meteor shower. Caused by swamp gas. Damn Colonel Mustard!

Oh, here's the live version, below, just so you can see all the 400 billion meteors necessary to cause such an explosion:



Ok. That's pretty much self-explanatory. Now, let's look at the EXTRA weird plasma meteor shower energy that inexplicably smacked into Mars from the South Pole, while Siding Spring was approaching from the northeast.

No, it's not a lens flare, as lens flares don't move from south to north and explode. Giant jelly donuts, maybe.

GOSH that nonexistent lens flare swamp gas reflection might be energetic as hell, with a completely different trajectory than Comet Siding Spring, but it sure had nothing to do with the enormicon explosion, no. That's definite, Musta been a really big donut meteor... er, shower.

Here a few more views of it that swamp gas lens flare thing.

Just to be thorough, here are some actual 35 mm and 50 mm lens flares for comparison:

Identical swamp gas bigfoot reflectionage indicative of the gullibility of the general public.

Now let's look at the enormous wealth of NASA meteor shower images they're recorded from all those probes and satellites in Martian orbit and on the ground...

...oh. All they recorded was this snippet from, "A FEW GOOD MEN." You know, 'cause we can't handle it, our advanced degrees and volumes of common sense totally worthless.

If you must read the NASA pap, here it is. You of course believe every word of it, because that's the kind of trusting soul you are. Gosh, the sheer amount of pictorial evidence on NASA's site alone... oh, wait. There isn't any. We have to take their word for it. AGAIN.

Swamp meteor donut gas. Musta been.

Those damn swamp jelly donut meteor showers make a damn mess, Mabel. Just ask NASA.

MARS-GATE: Mars Explosion Mystery SOLVED [UPDATED]

BOOM! What the hell was that, NASA-pants? Not that you'll ever tell us. At least now we know.

[NOTE: THIS POST HAS BEEN HACKED, SUCH THAT THE LINKS ARE NOT THE RIGHT LINKS, AND VIDEO REMOVED. WHY IS THAT GOOGLE? GOSH, I WONDER.]

The mystery of the Martian explosion/energy release has been settled, at least in Da-da's mind. (See bottom of post.) An excellent write up of what transpired can be found HERE. [But not anymore. You'll see why.] The resultant explosion video is near the bottom of this post, and tha latest from Lynn the Internet Oracle is at bottom. In the meantime, watch this video from BPEarthWatch; excellent as always...




...oh, wait. You can't.

The above video has been contested by SLOOH as being in copyright infringement... Google caving in to the establishment, as usual, which hurts them in the eyes of the public, in Da-da's opinion. However, it seems SLOOH is using footage obtained from publicly funded facilities, making their data public and their copyright claim erroneous -- and frankly suspicious. This entire thing has suddenly betrayed so many as part of the MSM story machine, trying to control info to the public's detriment, exposing NASA (again), various astronomers, scientists and observatories -- as well as obvious trolls all over the internet coming out of the woodwork to poopoo this astronomical event -- not to mention the utter silence from the mainstream media and alleged "science" publications. The sudden blackout is very telling. This whole thing is a fascinating klieglight suddenly shone onto how the world really works when it comes to "science." Welcome to "Mars-gate."

So, the video showed some enormous, "magnetic energy ball" (which looks a lot like Da-da's "Death Star" from June of 2013) that may have struck Mars related to the comet. Seemed definite, but who knows? Perhaps some comets are not comets at all, but uber-dense chunks of magnetically charged star cores (neutron stars, etc.) floating around like magnetic time bombs. A serious mystery. Like living in a Larry Niven novel.

NASA's Mars site says that all their spacecraft/probes are working nominally despite this BOOM, but that's clearly impossible. Da-da's sources will have an answer shortly. SLOOH will have to say something eventually.

Sure looked like the Death Star to Da-da. (THAT'S NO MOON.) This thing swooped in from the south as the comet approached and...

And finally, here's the footage of the explosion/energy release that SLOOH can't touch.



And finally, so as not to leave you hanging, the Mars Explosion Mystery is apparently SOLVED:

MARS EXPLOSION MYSERY SOLVED

[UPDATE 2-23-15: NASA DISCONTINUED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST.]

UPDATE: God-DOES-Play-Dice-With-the-Universe -- At Least in Mexico City

So. Unless our eyes deceive us and that's just a VERY large bigfoot throwing a monster Fedex box out of the sun (filled with attorneys they sent back), then the above really *is* a GIGANTIC BOX (or cube if you're a purist) coming out of the sun on 4/29-4/30/13. Just to recap, glitches don't typically transit from inside the sun's corona. Or they do, in this case. In multiple wavelengths. OR perhaps that's a huge die -- which means that, contrary to what Einstein said, God really DOES play dice with the universe. Place your bets.

[Ok, let's try a little math... the above object moves approx. 20 earths-worth of distance in 12 hours... Earth's diameter = 12,756 km. 20 x 12,756 = 255,120 km... D=RT... 255,120 = R x 12... so, God's die is moving approx. 21,000 kph. Pretty slow for a giant die-cube UFO glitch.]

UPDATE

And then we have this recent tidbit from Mexico City, from Dec. 31st: an all-black cube.


A sighting marred only by the guy's annoying gum-chewing.

Pay a Modicum of Attention to the Death Star Orbiting the Sun Right in Front of the Curtain

In this image from Friday afternoon, you can see the object at the eight o'clock position.
The little white speck to its below-left is Jupiter, though quite a ways away.

Wow. Da-da didn't want to write about this till he scoped the satellite views for himself. Whatever it is, it's there: an object the size of Jupiter -- bigger, actually, 10X bigger, if the image is accurate -- and two more may also have appeared, as well as a handful of objects larger than the earth. They can't be planets or, "companion stars," as the first one just suddenly appeared, as you'll see in the timecode images below. And glitches don't typically orbit stars.

UPDATE: Click HERE for video of the object, "de-cloaking" -- or impacting the sensor -- whatever's happening here; anomaly pops up around the 6-17-13 date mark. Video is of the sun over a week's timeframe via Da-da's custom data grab.

Here we go.

Escape From Glitch Mountain

Um, that's big. About three times the width of the EARTH.

Check this out. Da-da's covered a lot of NASA's, "anomalies" tracking near the sun the past few years, but these latest instances are amazing. Something very very big is moving very very fast in straight-line, FTL acceleration. FTL is, "Faster-than-light." There it is, folks. Let's hope they're here to protect us from ourselves. (Above and below images courtesy, TruthBehindtheScenes.)

Note that, if a clued-in alien species really wanted our attention without scaring the pants off us, they might appear over and over again not only in our skies, but also in front of something we had lots of cameras pointing at (um, the sun?). Here's the awesome compilation video:



Aaaand here's Da-da's Rogue's Gallery of NASA's other recent, "glitches."

This from the same day as the above images, different satellite.

 

Those are gravity waves coming off the sun. Note that the sun rings like
an enormous bell from the millions of nuclear explosions going on
inside it every second. The sound waves alone would atomize you.
Oh, and that's a gigantic space Dorito, by the way, launching smaller objects.

These were the metallic spheres that started it all.

 

 

 

Sure, one pic could be a glitch. Two maybe. But not all of them, NASA-pants. Not from multiple satellites run by multiple countries. Like the Fed and the Not-So-Sweet 16 Central Banks, maybe NASA's the glitch.

There's there's Da-da, who's a glitch trying to ESCAPE FROM GLITCH MOUNTAIN:

"Honey, why did we buy a house atop a big spooky rock skull, again?"

Lying to Da-da Gets You... THE VERDICT

Don't lie to Da-da. It makes his face go all earthquakey.

Someone asked why Da-da cares about the solar wind. He in fact does not care about the solar wind. Da-da just wants the info so he knows what's going on. But more and more, said info cannot be obtained. NASA's taken to deleting data, and other countries are following suit. NASA is also shutting down satellites when unusual data arises. Here are some recent examples: link1 + link2 + link3. This compells Da-da to offer some friendly advice. Listen up, govt. agencies and the media, you need to know this:

When you hide something, everyone is interested.

It's Human Nature 101. If you put the info out there in a nominally bland, governmental way, most people go, "oh," and move on with their lives.

Hiding data and access to data makes people want it more. Oh, and speaking as a parent... lying is wrong, and leads to time-outs. And lying to the public is not only wrong, it's soon to be a serious felony, worldwide, and leads to Ultimate Time-outs.

Since few will remember Paul Newman's awesome final summation from, "The Verdict" (written by David Mamet), here it is again, and boy is it timely:



Da-da doubts all current institutions. The only one he doesn't doubt is MA-MA. And Ma-ma is THE LAW.

Da-da's Warming Up the Portal

 

AAIIEE, just one more thing before Da-da gets the heck off this weird planet. Turns out NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory picked up this triangular Illuminati hole on March 13 -- the day after the solar wind reversal of March 12th, 2012. Weird, huh? It's just a coincidence, of course. A glitch. It's not a space-time Mahabharata angling for your giblets. Or it is. Either way, it's definitely entertaining.

Pay No Attention to the Death Star Behind the Curtain

Hm. This is puzzling. As a gentleman scientist, it is in fact damn peculiar. Seems on Monday, March 12th, 2012, we on earth had a solar wind reversal -- that is, the powerful stream high energy particles from the sun which typically blows into the dayside of the earth suddenly reversed direction and came from the NIGHT SIDE. It looks in fact on the video like something "blew" at the earth from the wrong side. This isn't supposed to happen, but it did, if you look at the above evidence. The really puzzling thing is, all the data from that day has been scrubbed from all of NASA's sites. Same goes for the Japanese site that also monitors this. Ok, so we had a massive burst on the night side of the earth, pushing the sun's EM envelope back. There are obviously lots and lots of high energy objects and events in the universe, so why hide this fact with erased data?

Obviously, what caused the event has violated the inner mental paradigms of those in charge, so much so that they simply deleted the data. Never underestimate the power of denial here on Planet Whoopie, but... what could've caused such fear-based deletion? Da-da's at a loss to even make fun of it. Or is it that old bugaboo that they're, "saving us from the scary truth." Lying and obfuscation are much scarier -- and are indeed, a felony. And would any of this, by any chance, have to do with the huge anomalous object seen orbiting close to the sun that everyone was buzzing about recently -- oh, and back in January of 2010, too? Have those metallic, planet-sized anomalous Death Star stand-ins that exited the sun back in 2010 come home to roost, cloaked nearby, blowing cosmic smoke in our faces? Anyone? Darth Buehler? NASA deleted all these images, too, but here are some Da-da saved before they were excised from NASA's STEREO A and B satellites.

Welcome to one of the deleted NASA images. Now you begin to see why.
Whatever just emerged from the sun's corona in this pic is metallic (or generating a field)
and about the size of Jupiter.

Um, the sun's corona is about 1.5 million degrees.

This from Spain's unexpurgated satellite camera.

Look at that swamp gas.

Just a glitch... transiting the sun.