Pay a Modicum of Attention to the Death Star Orbiting the Sun Right in Front of the Curtain

In this image from Friday afternoon, you can see the object at the eight o'clock position.
The little white speck to its below-left is Jupiter, though quite a ways away.

Wow. Da-da didn't want to write about this till he scoped the satellite views for himself. Whatever it is, it's there: an object the size of Jupiter -- bigger, actually, 10X bigger, if the image is accurate -- and two more may also have appeared, as well as a handful of objects larger than the earth. They can't be planets or, "companion stars," as the first one just suddenly appeared, as you'll see in the timecode images below. And glitches don't typically orbit stars.

UPDATE: Click HERE for video of the object, "de-cloaking" -- or impacting the sensor -- whatever's happening here; anomaly pops up around the 6-17-13 date mark. Video is of the sun over a week's timeframe via Da-da's custom data grab.

Here we go.

Escape From Glitch Mountain

Um, that's big. About three times the width of the EARTH.

Check this out. Da-da's covered a lot of NASA's, "anomalies" tracking near the sun the past few years, but these latest instances are amazing. Something very very big is moving very very fast in straight-line, FTL acceleration. FTL is, "Faster-than-light." There it is, folks. Let's hope they're here to protect us from ourselves. (Above and below images courtesy, TruthBehindtheScenes.)

Note that, if a clued-in alien species really wanted our attention without scaring the pants off us, they might appear over and over again not only in our skies, but also in front of something we had lots of cameras pointing at (um, the sun?). Here's the awesome compilation video:



Aaaand here's Da-da's Rogue's Gallery of NASA's other recent, "glitches."

This from the same day as the above images, different satellite.

 

Those are gravity waves coming off the sun. Note that the sun rings like
an enormous bell from the millions of nuclear explosions going on
inside it every second. The sound waves alone would atomize you.
Oh, and that's a gigantic space Dorito, by the way, launching smaller objects.

These were the metallic spheres that started it all.

 

 

 

Sure, one pic could be a glitch. Two maybe. But not all of them, NASA-pants. Not from multiple satellites run by multiple countries. Like the Fed and the Not-So-Sweet 16 Central Banks, maybe NASA's the glitch.

There's there's Da-da, who's a glitch trying to ESCAPE FROM GLITCH MOUNTAIN:

"Honey, why did we buy a house atop a big spooky rock skull, again?"

Pay No Attention to the Granddaddy Death Star in Front of the Curtain

The original video is now gone. Here's a still of another.

On the heels of the March solar wind reversal and potential death star/NASA glitch invasion of 2010, we now have this. It's big. It's really big. If it's real. Some are already calling it dust inside the camera. Anyway, if this new gynormous death star emerging from the sun turns out to be real, it's bigger than Jupiter, and if it parks off our bow... well, get ready for some eclipses. Or a new lens brush. And get Da-da to a nunnery (he's heard they make really good coffee, which the lady narrating this video may desperately need. Da-da had to turn the sound off after a while.) Either way, it's looking more and more like NASA's crow pie is just about done.

UPDATE: And now as of 5/6/12, NASA's SOHO satellite and a lot of USGS sensors are down, with SOHO in a time-consuming, "emergency sun reacquisition mode." [Sigh.] Once all the lying is done and the dust settles in the coming months, we are all going to make lying to the public a capital crime, without appeal.

Hi. Don't hurt me.