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"DAD-SERV-PAC is down!"

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FROM MOM-COM-PAC 00:25:01 GMT 26-4-13

DA-DA'S HEAD EXPLODED AT 3:06:15 GMT AFTER A LONG BOUT OF THE NOW INFAMOUS WEEKDAY, "PUT YOUR DAMN SHOES ON," RITUAL PLAYED OUT AT DA-DA'S SUBTERRANEAN FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE LOCATED IN THE BOOLEAN NETHER REGIONS. THE CRANIAL EVENT OCCURRED WHEN 6YO OMNI-INTRANSIGENT -- CODE-NAME, "BRONKO" -- INEXPLICABLY REFUSED TO PUT HIS SHOES ON WITHOUT HAVING TO DEPLOY THE DD-870 SHODINATOR (DA-DA/DAD-SERV-PAC). THIS DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE 6YO OMNI-INTRANSIGENT WAS PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF PUTTING ON HIS OWN DAMN SHOES.

DAD-SERV-PAC image from MOM-COM-PAC.

REPEATEDLY FAILING TO UNTIE ONE SHOE'S LACES, DA-DA'S CRANIAL PRESSURE SPIKED AND NOMINAL OPERATIONAL STATUS WAS LOST. THE SYSTEM SCRAMBLED AND COULD NOT BE RESTORED, RESULTING IN CATASTROPHIC ONTOLOGICAL FAILURE.

THE FORCE OF THE BLAST WAS FELT BY FELINE UNITS IN THE OTHER ROOM. BRONKO'S BROTHER, 7.8YO OMNI-INTRANSIGENT, "NAGURSKI," REPORTEDLY SAID TO HIS BROTHER: "YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, NOW." 

MUCH OF DA-DA'S HEAD IS MISSING AND PRESUMED LOST. SUBSEQUENT RESPONSES FROM RESIDUAL BLOBBY PORTIONS VACILLATE BETWEEN CHRISTMAS AND BEING ROASTED ALIVE. COMMAND HAS REPEATEDLY NOTED THAT DA-DA'S HEAD WASN'T WORKING VERY WELL PRIOR TO THE BLAST, ANYWAY. A CONCRETE TRUCK HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE. 

MOM-COM-PAC OUT

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"Huh. Da-da's head exploded. Again."