Da-da welcomes the New Parental Totalitarianism -- which is really the OLD Parental Totalitarianism, but with bandages and steampunk goggles. Makes it somehow more postmodern, don't you think? You all like being stared at by dispassionate giants and cameras anyway, right?
“War is war. Peace is peace. Freedom is doing what Da-da says. Cleaning your room is strength.”
--Da-da's Totalitarian Parenting Manifesto, p. 14