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FROM MOM-COM-PAC 08:25:03 GMT 26-4-13HAVING EXPLODED AT 3:06:15 GMT, DA-DA'S ERUPTION SHOWS NO SIGN OF ABATEMENT. MOM-COM-PAC THEREBY ADVISES ALL PERSONS WITHIN A HUNDRED MILE RADIUS OF DA-DA'S HEAD TO EVACUATE THE TRI-STATE AREA IMMEDIATELY. COOPERATION WITH ALL MOM-COM-PAC PTA AUTHORITY INSTRUCTIONS WITHIN THE CORDON AREA IS MANDATORY, LIKE THAT'S EVER GONNA CHANGE. ABSOLUTELY *NO* EYE CONTACT IS TO BE MADE WITH THE ERUMPENT DA-DA DURING THIS TIME.
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MAKE *NO* EYE CONTACT WITH DA-DA... REPEAT... MAKE *NO* EYE CONTACT WITH DA-DA... |
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