Da-da used to be a fat kid, so he was wondering if perhaps some parents might actually WANT THEIR KIDS TO BE GYNORMOUSIZED. Why would someone want this terrible outcome for their child?? Check out the following un-PC reasons why some children might be overweight:
- So parents can KEEP TRACK of kids better.
- So parents can KEEP UP with kids better.
- So parents might have a fighting chance against marauding hordes of cannibals/zombies.
- To remind parents of their favorite '80s monster, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
- To save money on lead weights and rope and duct tape.
|Remember: muscle burns fat. Marshmallow just BURNS.|