Giant Celery Discovered on the Moon

It's giant. It's on the moon. It's celery. Who knew?

Images of giant moon celery were recently revealed, bringing to light what some see as the "2001" moment for the Ultimate Lunar Bloody Mary. Pass the tobasco, senator.

Giant moon celery will love you long time.

Meanwhile, having given up on things like, "relevance" and "curiosity," other space probes search in vain for giant moon mushrooms and enormous lunar onions, in order to make the first lunar/space mirepois. Hey, Da-da's not making this up. Oh, wait... he is, too. NASA never does that. Nope. Never.

Sorry, here's the original post. Da-da likes his better.

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