A Sign Unto You

Guess Da-da's yelling parenting was disturbing the neighbors.

The Brand That Binds

Today's Friday drive thru strip mall ambassador will love you long time.

A Sign Unto You

Well, that was easy.

For Your Holiday Convenience...

Confessions only $1.95 through Friday!

You've Never Really Lived Until...

Da-da's life is now complete.

Coming Soon to a Ball Park Near You

Another sign of the Cubs decay.
And YES, Da-da's gonna be a mall Santa. More on that after Da-da gets released.

It's Taco Thursday

Drive-thru now open 24/7.

Papal Bullfight Coming Soon to PPV

Damn. HONEY! DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT PICADORE'S NUMBER?

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Da-da's on to THEM

Never underestimate the power of carrot cake muffins.

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They're on to Da-da

It's true, but how did they figure it out? We only flagellate goats in private.
And for the record, the goats LIKE IT. It cuts down on their Joyce recitations
and leaves more time for Proust pantomime.

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