NASA's Top 23 Future Redundant Project Names for a Redundant Shining Future

Uh...

Given NASA's fine tradition for completely ignoring anything of interest (their oxymoronic probe, "CURIOSITY" comes to mind) -- or worse, airbrushing out detail that the public is apparently not ready for (read CONTROL) -- Da-da thought he might share some of the names of future NASA missions he discovered when he went through one of their filing cabinets.

Feel free to add your own in the comments section.




1. Project INDIFFERENCE [previously launched, but who cares?]



2. Project BLASÉ



3. Project YAWN



4. Project YAWN II (Legacy Project)

5. Project YAWN III (Legacy Redundancy Project II... er, III)

6. Project APATHY 8000



7.. Project GROSS EXPENDITURE [there are a lot of these already]



8. Project GROSS EXPENDITURE II [see?]



9. Project MALAISE



10. Project WHATEVER



11. Project CANARD [in export for years]



12. Project HEEDLESS LUMP [in Senate subcommittee]



13. Project HEEDLESS LUMP II [in another Senate subcommittee]



14. Project INSENSATE [already installed in all govt. offices]



15. Project FEIGNED INTEREST [see above]



16. Project SNOOZE



17. Project LASSITUDE 3000



18. Project LASSITUDE REDUNDANCY SERIES 3000



19. Project BLINDEYE [a component in all missions]



20. Project FNORD

21. Project MENDACITY 3000 SERIES [a govt. program since 1913]



22. Project INCURIOSITY [already on Mars]

23. Project SLACKER 9000 [just a blank piece of paper in a drawer]

It landed. So, get out already.

 

Da-da's Awesome 2012 Strategic Parenting Initiative 2012 Initiative Thing (REDUNDANCY EDITION)

Ok. You are SO lucky disappointed. Da-da's main sourpoint presentation caught fire and crashed into Haddonfield, NJ. Da-da had 173 powerpointless slides ready and... ok, they were admittedly all the same slide, with only one word on each one, but the transitions were awesome. What was the word? PEACE.

Yes, Da-da's Awesome 2012 Strategic Parenting Initiative 2012 Initiative Thing (REDUNDANCY EDITION) is simple. It's peace. Peace. PEACE. Is this thing on? Parents and most supreme beings want, nay crave Peace. Not hippie peace, but PEACE. Quiet, safe, relaxed, floaty, unburdened peaceful Peace. A place where no one is subjugated, no one uses or profits from the miseries of others, no one's jumping on the bed or hitting their brother when Da-da's not looking. P-E-A-C-E! As non-local beings having a local experience, Peace is our natural state. SO GET ON IT. It only takes a second. All you need do is close your eyes, quiet your mind and think, "PEACE," and imagine yourself... you know, PEACEFUL, and unrepentent in your overuse of capitals -- though keep your eyes open while driving. Oh, and would you please stop leaving your cold drinks on PEACE without using a coaster? Otherwise, we have to wipe it down all over again. Jeez, what were you, born in a barn? Hold on... HEY YOU KIDS, NO DISTURBING THE PEACE. HELLO?

Um, not exactly, but thanks for making it weird.

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