Da-da's Psychotronic Catalog of Extreme Mental and Physical States of Parental Vagabondage

Ex. 26b. Parental Denial (LEVEL EIGHT) about why you did this to yourself.

Da-da's Psychotronic Catalog of Extreme Mental and Physical States of Parental Vagabondage

Ex 172. "Prehistoric Attack Women" massage therapy, usu. prescribed for overexposure to
malls and grocery stores for mr. moms who are still in possession of their reproductive options.

Da-da's Psychotronic Catalog of Extreme Mental and Physical States of Parental Vagabondage

Ex 2b. "Goofy Hand" Syndrome, usu. seen after several hundred consecutive kid tantrums.
Medication (booze) suppresses symptoms, but condition is often chronic. Note: drink with your non-goofy hand.

Da-da's Psychotronic Catalog of Extreme Mental and Physical States of Parental Vagabondage

Ex.9c. Bald midget-rubbing compulsion sets in. This is actually quite common.
(Psst, Your Majesty -- entre nous -- they prefer, "little people.")