Showing posts with label friday at the non sequitur. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friday at the non sequitur. Show all posts

30.9.16

ATTN: New Dress Code for The Non Sequitur


O the futility!

Attention: The Mgt of The Non Sequitur has announced a new dress code for all patrons. Guests must be found clad in ensembles suggest a certain cheerful Jungian topiary futility or, failing that, an aphoristic foray into the heady cabalistic insousciance of a 1959 Jamaican death cult. Any patron failing to adhere to these ontological fin-de-siècle wardrobe guidelines will either run the risk of dining al fresco with Claude -- or worse, they will be italicized for the duration of their Non Sequitur experience, and all future experiences. And yes, Wednesdays are still articulated. No weasels, please. You know who you are.

Claude is always intense.

5.6.15

"Da-da, What Do You Do All Day?"



Glad you asked Da-da that, Bronko. Da-da makes sure things are well stocked...



...sculpts WHERE NO CAT'S GONE BEFORE...


...competes in Competitive Balling at a high level...


...turns fire hydrants into Cthulhydrants...


...violates physical laws...


...and he is his own boss. Any more questions?
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