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6.7.12

Friday's Child is Bitey

It's best to wear shark-proof gloves around Bitey.

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Labels: bitey, count your fingers, friday's child, kids, parenthood in 3-D, satire, shark gloves

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8.12.11

The Wrath of Mom

Isn't this why you married me?

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26.10.11

That Dracula Look of Pre-Parenthood, or...

...How I Bit Your Mother. (Ow. Sorry.)

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Labels: apocalypse parenting, bitey, dracula, halloween, how i bit your mother, kids, parenting, uh, vampire

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