Monday's Child Is In Your Face

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Monday's Child Is In Your Face 

by A Man Called Da-da

Monday's Child is in your face,
Tuesday's Child is off in space,
Wednesday's Child is full of WHOA
Thursday's Child won't say hello,
Friday's Child can't wait for Thanksgiving,
Saturday's Child is marginally forgiving,
And the Child who is born on the Sabbath Day...
is pretty much the same, but in a different way.

Saturday's child needs big pants.

Friday's Electric Cake is Full of Whoa

Yeah, Da-da's hot. He's been watching his figure. Removing five ribs helped a lot, too.

Friday the 13th's Child Has No Problem With Self-Expression

That's "teen" for, "Hello. I am auto-outcasting.  Keep back 500 feet."

Friday's Child is Bitey

It's best to wear shark-proof gloves around Bitey.