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6.2.15

Stormageddon 2.0 Radiation Readings for Northern CA


Oh, that's shocking. Oh wait... no, it isn't.

Ok, here are the latest inside/outside radiation readings Da-da took for this latest "STORMAGEDDON" 2.0 -- that has again been hyped all out of proportion. Some wind, some rain. A trash can blew over. We will rebuild. Da-da placed his Radalert 100 geiger counter in a plastic bag to keep from contaminating the unit. Any radiation would obviously go right through the bag -- save for PLASTICONS, but those all run for Congress and are easy to spot.

As you can see, outside rad levels are only a bit higher than inside. For comparison, here are Da-da's radiation readings from STORMAGEDDON 1.0. And for those wags who dared to suggest that Da-da is a shill for the Powers That Were (!), you obviously haven't read much of Da-da's blog, not to mention his books. Ah, but his books *are* a bit of a secret, as he's not been hyping himself in this venue at all. That either tells you that Da-da either hates selling people things -- even at his own expense -- or he's just dumb. Factually, both of those could be correct.

Anyway, those are the readings. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Slightly higher than last time, but still WAY low.
[NOTE: This is only one set of readings, taken once at noon on 2-6-15. You'd obviously have to have a team of trained researchers to do a thorough study. Da-da offers this post as hopefully the beginning of people checking things out for themselves.]

11.12.14

Minor Bombshell: "Stormageddon" Radiation Readings for Northern CA... and well, a Massive UFO Sighting (or, "HAS A HUGE UFO CAUSED THE END OF CALIFORNIA'S DROUGHT?") [UPDATED]


2014 Stormageddon Radiation Readings for Northern CA... and well, a Massive UFO Sighting
Results (in microsieverts) after 30 minutes (as close to fresh rain as possible w/o splashing the geiger-muller tube).

Ready? Rather than accept anyone else's numbers, Da-da took the plunge and bought himself an early Christmas present: a Radalert 100 geiger counter... and since Da-da was in Northern CA for the much-touted -- if not horribly oversold -- "Stormageddon" 2014, he decided to check the much-touted and alleged higher radioactivity levels alleged to be blasting 3000 miles across the Pacific from Fukushima. The results were staggeringly banal.

[GASP] 0.099 microsieverts/hr! (Six readings over 24 hours were within 1/100th the same value.)

That's as much radiation as Bambi (the deer, not the woman) might absorb frolicking about a pristine forest with a few small granite rocks here and there for about an hour. Your butt is more radioactive. In comparison, here's a recent map of Japan, showing current radioactivity readings:


Da-da seriously doubts that the radioactivity readings just outside the unofficial Fukushima exclusion zone (that circle along the East Coast there) are 0.230 microsieverts/hr, but that's what it says. It appears that Northern CA is a whopping 2.3 times LESS radioactive/hr than that, which is pretty darn low. Then again, Da-da's spent a lot of time in San Diego, so perhaps he's skewing the NorCal results.

Interestingly, NorCal radiation levels were higher BEFORE the rain. Figure that one out. (Dust from Japan/China?) Regardless, it seems the alarmists are either simply that, or that UFOs have removed all the radiation in the Pacific nearest Northern CA... which leads to another ellipsis, as well as the really interesting part...




Da-da didn't want to bring this up till he had a bit more evidence, but... well, let's review what's happened in the same place in Northern CA within the last 23 days:

1. Chemtrails are the stuff of conspiracies, but then again, jets without their transponders on had been flying more and more over the West Coast, such that even quasi-normal people like Da-da had started pointing up at the sky and wondering what all those planes were spraying. Here's a shot of an interesting contrail from Northern CA taken about a month ago at the height of the spraying:


They'd start with this as a sort of bullseye marker in the morning, then lay in chemtrails like this:

Nice.

So, you either believe in the spraying, it or you don't. Anyway, this went on more and more for the past couple years, with a ton of spraying done in the fall of 2014, right in the path of approaching storms, said rainstorms inexplicably evaporating -- that is, until something extraordinary occurred.


It was about this big.

Da-da was reading on the second floor of a friend's house, next to a big picture window, when he saw a large object move in OH-SO-SLOWLY from the west. It was a big... nay, ENORMOUS: a fat diamond shape, like a cube moving point end first, with red, blue, green and white lights along the edges, moving only about 100 mph, much slower than a jet aircraft with its gear down; indeed, much slower than one of the Cessna 172s that regularly plod along on their way to the local airstrip. The thing was easily ten times larger than a jet and looked about as big as a good-sized sports stadium.

The object moseyed into view, going so slowly that Da-da had time to alert everyone in the house, such that four people saw it. Note that there was NO SOUND as it traveled right down the little NorCal town's main drag, right behind the house Da-da was in, and right in front of all of us. (Yes, we filed a MUFON report.) Alas, Da-da got no pictures, as it was 8:15 pm and way too dark to get anything but blurry blobs of light. Da-da's wife, a profound skeptic, also saw it -- independently -- noticing the huge object as she was driving to the house from five miles away. Also of interest, this sighting occurred in a region known for heavy jet aircraft activity due to two major airports immediately downrange (SFO and OAK). Even better, there was NO aerial activity for about two hours after the UFO went by. Nothing. Not even a helicopter.

Ok. So, a UFO sighting. So what? Happens all the time, right?

This one was different, as the next day -- and nearly every day since then -- it's rained in Northern CA. It hasn't rained more than a trace in Northern CA for over a year, and now that a gynormous UFO has tooled on by, it's been raining nearly every day. Coincidence? And, in those rare days when the clouds part and you can see blue sky, those pesky high-altitude jet contrails are nowhere to be seen.

Does this mean the UFO issued a warning? Affected the atmosphere? Reset housing prices? Cleaned grandma's kitchen? Did it also fix the radiation problem with the Pacific Ocean? Or was there never a problem in the first place? No idea. But something happened here, and whatever it was, it's good news all way 'round.

Is it time to do the Breakfast Club Happy Dance? Yes. Yes, it is.
[UPDATE 12-23-24: skyspraying had resumed 12/22 on the West Coaast, but then stopped on 12/24. Perhaps the crud-crews get a few days off.]

[UPDATE 12-24-14: Here's the latest on water sample tests off of British Columbia.]

24.8.14

Strange "Norway Spiral" Phenomena in BC Skies




Huh. So, this happened in British Columbia on 8/21/14. Da-da doubts it was a meteor, since its trajectory was curved... unless IT'S A BOOMERANG METEOR?? Oh, and its break up resulted in multiple spirals. Kinda looked a little like a starship opening a portal for the jump to lightspeed:


30.7.14

VIDEO: Hitler's Nose Seen Flying Over Germany

AIIEIE! Achtung! Das ist SUPERAFFENNASE! (which means, "Super Monkey Nose," which Da-da just coined)

This just in... Hitler's nose has returned from whatever interdimensional nasal nether region it's been nosing around, and is flying pell-mell over Germany! Ach, der Nieser! Authorities have no idea what the nose smells like, but the bad german puns are sending them into a Project Paperclip pretzel.

Achtung! Nase Party! Achoo!

DOES THIS MEAN THE RISE OF A NEW NEO-NASE PARTY?? (Um, "nase" is german for "nose," just in case you thought Da-da misspelled Nazi.)


The neo-nase party notwithstanding, Hitler's mustache is STILL AT LARGE and is considered extremely dangerous, at least as a fashion accessory, or perhaps as an entreaty into RAMPANT CAPITALIZATION.


11.3.14

Minister of Low Hanging Fruit Tuesday: LSD and Radiation = Bad Meat Recall?


                                                                                [via AcmeVaporware]

Just a quick connect-the-dots post. Da-da saw the below news item about an animal rendering plant in Northern California being shut down by the FDA:

Beef recall millions: 8.7 million pounds meat recalled, plant shut down


Then Da-da saw this:

Florida Family Hospitalized After Eating LSD-Laced Steak Bought At Walmart


Hm.

Either that, or the FDA closure has something to do with this (from 2012):

California Slammed With Radiation:
Fukushima Radiation Plume Hits California


All those West Coast cows have been eating hot grass for quite some time now. Both radiation- and LSD-infused meat would cause the FDA to be mum on the subject. Da-da hates living in the future.




22.10.13

They're HERE! Or Not. Again.


Hi.

Books and movies have been trying to scare people for about 70 years regarding all things (yawn) alien invasion, esp. around Halloween, thank you Mr. Welles. But if you can stop rolling your eyes and think about such an event rationally, any extremely advanced extraterrestrial civilization wouldn't need the earth, its people, or anything on our puny backwater planet; stands a good chance that they'd be able to create whatever it is they wanted, whenever they wanted it, without our meager terrestrial resources. It's also absurd to think that any alien civ would want the earth as strategic real estate, given our planet's backwoods position in one of the galaxy's poorly formed arms -- and even more absurd that they'd want, or be able to assimilate our BBQ'd human ribs.

When Da-da comes across things like the one below, he immediately thinks:

1. It's a pre-launch movie marketing campaign
2. It's a fake-out to scare people away from looking at something else (read, MISDIRECTION)
3. It really is the truth.

So, if Number 3 is correct and the govt. shutdown was to blind our space-facing cameras and satellites so we wouldn't see enormous alien ships arriving and hiding behind the moon, there can be only one possibility for aliens to journey to the earth en masse: to chuck our pathetic leaders into prison and show the rest of us remaining humans a sustainable and sensible way to exist and coexist in this, our illusionary universe. Hello, Starfleet Academy!

Keep your fingers crossed. Or not.



AND... it looks like a comet "nearby" (450M km) just exploded.


BOOM. Don't know if these events are related, or not.

Btw, during the NASA shutdown, didn't someone at the ESA notice something going on in space with gynormous L-shaped death stars flying in single file and hiding behind the moon? They must have a few thousand telescopes too, right? And their Int'l Space Station cameras were working, were they not? And now that Da-da thinks of it, why did the authorities mentioned in the whistleblower link take the guy to an observatory in Texas, with Nomeland Security as escort? Da-da's spider sense is tingling in a BS CABAL COVER-STORY frequency.

If anyone has their portal-to-the-past gateway set up, please let Da-da know. He's pining for the Dark Ages: they made more sense.

Why The Dark Ages were so dark.

20.7.12

The Best Reason to Watch the Olympics?

"All Zargon Blasters must be returned after the main event. Have a good game."

Sure, the Olympics gives everyone a chance to wave flags and parade about the human drama of athletic competition, blah blah blah (how many people can we feed on the amount of money spent training these athletes? oops, sorry), but what's really compelling this Olympic year is the rumored appearance of what some term, "The Cabal's" fleet of faux-UFOs (or the projections, thereof), creating a "false flag" operation to fool the world into thinking that an alien invasion is occurring. Da-da's not making this up, but maybe someone else is.

The intel is coming from Da-da's Pentagon and DOJ contacts, who are some pretty straight, sober people. (Perhaps a little too sober and straight, but they do always seem to beat Da-da at poker.) Anyway, the plan by, "The  Cabal" -- defined as those 1%ers who've gone "Rogue Civilization," leapfrogging our crummy pedestrian variant because they have all the money and alien technology -- is for something to occur during the closing ceremony, allowing the Powers That Were to declare martial law and suspend all freedoms... like they haven't done that alreeady?

So, why the closing ceremony? Because if said alienage happened during the beginning or middle, ir would cut into TV ad revenues! THAT was the bit that made it real for Da-da, as with all things on this planet, it's all about the money. Anyway, it might be crap, but then again, if something weird happens, don't assume it's what you think it is. Parenting teaches one to take things at face value, so Da-da's just reporting what he's heard, first-hand, and since fear is easily overcome by laughter, just laugh at the cheesy alien production values and turn your tongue in the other cheek -- or better yet, someone else's tongue.

The Cabal leader in a rare public appearance outside the Federal Reserve.

1.11.11

The Smoking Gun?


Anybody see this? Three things (or the same thing?) fly behind a building about a zillion miles an hour on Sunday Night Football (which was a whole lot better than the game). So. Explain this one away, Mr. Skeptic. Note that NFL football cameras are state-of-the-art, the best in the world, so it doesn't get any clearer than that, image-quality-wise. Enjoy.

26.5.11

What the Heck's Going on Here?



Local Dallas news called these, "transformer explosions" in the early hours of May 10th, apparently after a storm, but no storm is apparent. So... what's that sphere-like object that pops in an out just prior to each explosion, but in different places? Could be a lens flare, but not all of them can be chalked up to lens reflection, as they appear in places where there shouldn't be any reflection.


7.3.11

3/8/11 to Live in Infamy? (or, ALL YOUR BASE ARE STILL BELONG TO US)

Alan Shepard wonders, Why do I suddenly feel like a Moon Pie?

That's right, citizens: tomorrow's the day -- AGAIN. Some other closet Nostradamus has hatched another alien-apppearance deadline, claiming tomorrow will see wall-to-wall motherships over major metros, yay. And won't your metro's real estate agents still WEEP like little girls when your skies aren't packed with flying mile-long Vogon fleets, like Da-da's? Wish they'd hurry up.


Hey! You can't park that there!
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