This sad exchange from a recent school drop-off/pick-up ritual...
====================================Note: don't ask Da-da how he is if you don't wanna know. Note2: Da-da might need a vacation.
Chipper housewife: "Good morning! How are YOU?!"
Da-da (deadpan): "Livin' the dream."
Chipper housewife (never listening): "Super! Have a great day!"
[later that day]
Chipper housewife: "How's it going?!"
Da-da: "Dog sex! Howbout you?"
Chipper housewife (dead stop): "Uh... what?"
Da-da: "I said, 'Great, howbout you?'"
Chipper housewife: "Um. Fine."
Da-da: "Super! Have a great day!"
|Da-da gets children ready for bed.|