The PTA Has Risen From the Grave

Our new PTA president recently downshifted from central bank comptroller...
but you'd never know it. Or maybe you would, if you weren't blindfolded at all the meetings.

Bonus points if your tattoo is in 3-D.

The PTA Has Risen From the Grave

First on tonight's agenda: testing playground equipment for MAXIMUM FUN.

Invasion of the PTA Snatchers

When there's dissent on acceptable books for children, there's always PODS.

The PTA Has Risen From the Grave

When you see Da-da's PTA sans blood and black robes and torches, they're actually quite...
...well, they're actually the same, but they make GREAT cafe macchiatos.

The PTA Has Risen From the Grave

Point of order, Mr. Speaker!

The PTA Has Risen From the Grave

Tonight's Agenda: No BRAIN Left Behind.