Happy Mother's Day 2015

(Da-da note-to-self: DO NOT allow the boys free reign in planning future Mother's Day outtings.
Here's hoping dinosaur breath is minty fresh.)

Happy Hallmark Day

Honey, why am I getting so big... and gray?

Happy Hallmark Day to all the mothers who had no idea that motherhood (and fatherhood) would accelerate the bigger grayer tireder machine ticking inside all of us. Of course this can be avoided, but for many, it's unavoidable. Happy M-day to all the mothers of the world who put up with all the children of the world, of all ages... regardless of what state they're in.

No, honey, you look... radiant!

"remember, guys..."

"remember, guys... it's mother's day, so PLEAAASE HANG UP THE CAT AFTER YOU'RE DONE."