ALERT: An Astronomical Halloween "Event"? [UPDATE3]

Get ready to duck? Or dance around giggling like a little girl?

NOTE: Updates at bottom. Jeez, where else would they be?

Da-da's been watching planetary and heliographic flux densities for some time (he does that), and it looks like something of a higher energy event is going to happen around Halloween. It might be a good thing, or it might be a no “thing” at all. Like gnomes in your mailbox, YOU NEVER KNOW.

Da-da brings it up as he noticed the neat, 24-hour precision of the energy wave. Who knows, maybe every Halloween has a weird energy wave. We shall see.

Now, here's the projection for 24 hours later:

Interesting how many solar plasma tendrils are 24 hours wide, huh? 24 hour programming?

Note that the plasma density ramps significantly at 00:00 am UT 10/31/14 and drops at 00:00 am UT 11/1/14 -- an exact 24 hour plasma wave. (That's 8:00 pm EDT 10/30 to 8:00 pm 10/31 EDT.)

This happens a lot, o'course, but Da-da's throwing it out there to see if it's significant, considering it's Halloween and all. Wishful thinking, perhaps. Many of these energy waves pass by all the time with nary a notice from us ground pounders.

Let’s see if anything happens. The sun is, after all, a projector of sorts, and that plasma wave could carry any amount of terrestrial "programing." We might get, “DIE HARD” or perhaps (gulp), “PHANTASM.” Or perhaps, "THE MAN WHO PLANTED TREES." Or nothing at all. One never knows with the sun.

An amazing topiary representation of Da-da's favorite animated feature, "The Man Who Planted Trees." Awesome.

UPDATE: Two independent sources have indicated that Da-da will be, "jumping-up-and-down-excited as a little kid" about something that's going to be happening very soon. When Da-da asked if it was something good for ALL of us, he got lots of nods. Something has been trying to tell Da-da something for the past four nights (but Da-da has been blocked by something), and this is apparently the message. What all this means is unknown, and whether this has anything to do with the above advancing plasma wave... again, unknown. But whatever it is, it's supposed to be exciting. Could it be... THE Event? Stay tuned.

Note: an "auroral wave" occurred a few days ago. Quite beautiful. Check it out. Da-da had never seen this before, and he's seen most everything.

UPDATE2: Seems the predicted plasma wave gave the earth a glancing blow, so whatever the big event is to be, it seems it's for Da-da alone. Let be be finale of seem.

UPDATE3: Ok, well... SOMETHING happened, or is in process of happening. Da-da just can't explain what. Feels like we made it over some hurdle.

The Once and Future Da-da

Da-da's HOT, baby. Well... maybe ten thousand years ago. And humble!

This just in... scientists have finally identified Da-da's (former) energy stream as, "A HIGH-ENERGY CASINO-PLASMA," labeling it, "SIMULTANEOUSLY FUN AND PARALYZING AND OCCASIONAL BIPEDAL WITH AUSPICATORY FLECKS OF... WELL, SOMETHING."

This would indeed be exciting news if Da-da had any of that energy left. The plasma racked up approx. $297,000 in slot winnings and then lost it all on 23 BLACK somewhere back in 2005, when the first child arrived. The end is now closer to the beginning... or the cart is somewhere between 154th and 155th streets, just up from the unconscious beast of burden wearing the sexy anti-snore strip. You getting all this? Jeez, some people. Anyway, here's a recent pic of Da-da's current schizophrenic energy level, as recorded by the FNORD87 torpo-geosat ensconced somewhere over Greenland, before the Zyprexa chaser.

MAN, that seaweed-Rogaine fertilizer really worked.