Chills, Tingling, Ringing? Muscle Spasms? Clown Heads?

A serious question for all: have you had any unexplained chills, tingling, muscle spasms lately? A loud ringing/buzzing in the ears? Strange dreams? Clown visitations? All of the above? Don't worry, you're probably not sick. In fact, it's more than likely a good thing... except for the clowns.

You may or may not believe in this kinda stuff, but these are apparently symptoms of an energy upgrade. Some call it Ascension. Some call it insanity. Da-da didn't believe it at first, but we've already entered a highly energetic region of space (as of December 2012), and we're swimming in energy right now. Many can FEEL it, and they're not psychics. (Some can't feel it, but they're mostly grumpy magicians.) Sure, some of us wear pointy hats and dance around trees, but who doesn't? Check out what it's doing to a third of the stars in the Milky Way. This is apparently the beginning of an energy swell that's to increase dramatically over the next 60 days. It's unavoidable. (It's also technically coming from INSIDE you, but that's a whole other post.)

If you're experiencing tingling, etc., note that you're probably NOT dying. Or strapped to a gurney. In extreme cases, you might feel out of touch with your body, or even floatiness, as if you're floating above your body. If you suddenly develop a CLOWN HEAD -- or more than one -- seek help immediately, preferrably from circus folk.

NOTE1 (The Disclaimer): If you have multiple symptoms as above AND have sweating, cold clammy skin, shortness of breath, nausea, headaches, or pain of any kind, you probably should contact your doctor. Use common sense. Da-da is not a doctor.Da-da himself is ERUMPENT with clown heads, so do the math.

NOTE2: (The Warning): Be Warned. This energy may affect people of low-trending vibration in a negative way, as it will be putting light pressure on them, and if someone is dark-focused, this energy may make them agitated or crazy. If you see someone behaving strangely, keep away from them.

Needless to say, MEDITATION is important right now. Go to it. You can even get kids into the act... or at least get them to go to sleep. For the record, Da-da and his boys -- and many people he knows -- are feeling these kinds of affects right now. It's either that, or these kids REALLY need to get BACK TO SCHOOL ASAP, extraneous clown heads notwithstanding.

In rare cases, sometimes the elephant in the room really IS an elephant.

Critical Mass, The Shift And The Hundredth Monkey Effect

70 Year Old Prophecy : The Earth Will Soon Be Swept By
Extraordinary Rapid Waves of Cosmic Electricity

2015 Frequency Shift Update

QHHT Session: Ascension and The New Earth

'Wave X' is not a mass ascension event, it's a step in the entire process of evolution

WHERE'S DA-DA'S KEWL MICROBUS?!

Give it up, clowns.

Ok, this thing was promised eight or nine years ago. Da-da hates to be so shallow and emasculated, but WHERE IS DA-DA'S COOL VW MICROBUS? Did the clowns take it again? (The clowns scare Da-da.)

Pay No Attention to the Clown Tunneling Beneath the Curtain

Are tunneling clowns inducing weird vibes? Da-da doesn't think so, either.

Da-da takes everything at face value, as the world is too weird and open to too much interpretation to do otherwise. He's also too tired from speed-crawling the 24/7 parenting treadmill, so Da-da's gray matter might be a little vitric and incapable of following the latest-greatest. Indeed, Da-da often gets his news these days by way of his 4 and 6YO charges, Bronco and Nagurski, who occasionally have odd bits wash up on their rarified playground shores. Da-da sees this as a reliable filter, as whatever's important or interesting often shakes to the surface of playground immediacy.

That said, playgrounds in Da-da's event horizon are abuzz with stories of humming and vibrations in the sky and underground, driving people crazy in Russia, Europe, the U.S., etc.  These unusual events have been reported by multiple credible witnesses (in some cases by whole towns, mayor included), but no one seems to be offering any solutions. How could they? So, since these kids' ideas and opinions are just as valid as that of the NY Times (perhaps more so, as kids have no agenda), Da-da asked his boys and their 4-6YO classmates just who or what they think is causing the humming and/or vibrations, and recorded the kids' list of responses.