"The FEAR BUS" (Sung to, "The Love Boat") -- A Postmodern Carol (#26 in a Series of 47)

Well, since "Zika" means "Ebola" in the crapola language, it's time to dust this off.

The FEAR BUS

[sung to, "The Love Boat" with no apology to Paul Williams and Charles Fox]

FEAR... exciting and... pew!
Come aboard. We're expecting you!
And... FEAR, that dreaded transport.
Let it smoke... it floats back to you...
[screech of brakes and gunfire]
The FEAR BUS... soon will be making another run!
The FEAR BUS... promises horror for everyone...
Get a course on butt-clencher,
You hide from some psycho's rants...
[driver yells, someone cries]
And FEAR... will hurt evermore
[red light horn honk riff]
It's a broken smile... or a deadly snore.
[tires sing on wet pavement, explosion]
It's FEARBU-UUUUS!
Welcome aboard the FEEEEEEARRRRR BUS!

Ayuh.

Factually, this “emergency” Zika virus notice is so the Powers That Were have something to blame for the startling rise in birth defects caused by Monsanto chemicals and Fukushima radiation, among other things.

Tuesday is SPLEEN DAY at The Non Sequitur

Sure they're pre-owned, but come on down. Low mileage. Very springy.

Xenochrony Books Hatches Bold NEW TORPOMETRONOMICON

Special "SINED SEALED DELIVERED e-CHAOS" edition is now available
in trade paperback and Kindle. We just got our copies. They look awesome.

Da-da's Psychotronic Catalog of Extreme Mental & Physical States of Quasi-Parental Vagabondage

Photo #327a. "You don't wanna know."

New Kindle "TAO of Da-da" Edition is UP

Like The Tao of Pooh did for all things POOH, The Tao of Da-da marries a haggard dad's (that's Da-da) hilarious, self-deprecating view of his own role with The TAO te Ching, along with select funniness from his award-winning blog "Triumph of a Man Called Da-da." In truth, every day you survive as a parent is a triumph, and somewhere in there is The Way, or The TAO of Da-da.

What a Piece of Work is a MERLIN

Since it's always time for a Shakespearean cat parody, let's wax Merlinesque!

"What a piece of work is a MERLIN! How lacking in reason, how infinite in insensate purriness! In form and moving how spooky and impossible! In action how like a furry monster, in apprehension how like another furry monster! (Especially in terms of omnivoric capacity.) The insane toasted marshmallow beauty of the world! The self-appointed bitey paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of hairball? Barf delights not me. No, nor woman neither, though by my wife smiling she seems to suggest who's cleaning it up this time."

"(Talkin' 'Bout) My Education" (Sung to, "My Generation") -- A Postmodern Carol (#13 in a Series of 25)

Behold the new anthem for post-secondary education. Crank it.

Da-da's reissuing a few of these, featured in his third book...

(TALKIN' 'BOUT) MY EDUCATION

[sung to the tune of, "My Generation," with apologies to The WHO.]



People try to put it d-down (Talkin' 'bout my education)
Just because I goofed around (Talkin' 'bout indoctrination)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout indebted nation)
Hope I'm employed before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my education)

This is my education
This is my education, baby

Why don't you all t-t-trade away (Talkin' 'bout my allegation)
And don't try to sell what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my condemnation)
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my adaptation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my ed-d-d-ducation (Talkin' 'bout my education)

This is my education
This is my education, baby

Why don't you m-m-masquerade away (Talkin' 'bout your obfuscation)
And don't try to b-buy what they all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my suffocation)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my demarcation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my ed-d-d-ducation (Talkin' 'bout my education)

This is my education
This is my education, baby

People pepper spray us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my fumigation)
Just because we sit around (Talkin' 'bout my liberation)
Things they do look awful s-s-sold (Talkin' 'bout your corporation)
Yeah, hope I die before I'm controlled (Talkin' 'bout my education)

This is my education
This is my education, baby

(See Postmodern Carol #14)
(See Postmodern Carol #12)