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Da-da's Top 11 (Mostly Legal) Tools to Help You Stay Calm With Your Difficult Child
What are the real keys to avoiding constant fights with your child? Believe it or not, it's the stuff you see below. When your child is upset, anxious or angry, keeping the following 11 things handy will save you and your child, and will invariably guarantee the release of countless doves and bunnies.
So, next time you're faced with an impossible child and your own cranial Chernobyl, try one of these
11 helpful parenting tips.
11. A Cautionary Tale
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| The right story can diffuse many a bad situation... and of course, warm those cockles. |
10. A Hug
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| Never underestimate the power of a group hug. |
9. Crocodiles
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| Never underestimate the power of a crocodile in a book case. |
8. A Dancing Chicken
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22.2.15
But the Cat That Wakes on the Day of the Sun...
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... is
so happy to find you sized for fun.
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Monday's Cat by A Man Called Da-da
Monday's cat needs coffee.
Tuesday's cat... can't find a rhyme for coffee.
Wednesday's cat is full of NO.
Thursday's cat needs a cup-o-joe.
Friday's cat gets drunk and goes home.
Saturday's cat is off to Nome.
But
the cat that wakes on the Day of the Sun
is
happy to find you sized for fun.
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