The Marthaman and Da-da Team-up This Xmas...

...to bring you the very latest in Xmas chic. Like parenthood, prison can do this to a person.
(And yes, Da-da was the first person to refer to Martha Stewart as The Marthaman.)

Hairy Relatives Inbound

Da-da's getting ready to clean out shower drains three times a day, as well as
troubleshooting irascible hair dryers. Da-da's not going to even think about the toilets.